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I Am A Good Son

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Mortimer_Snerd, Feb 16, 2012.

  1. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Well it's that time of year again. My mother and father are on their way to California to visit my brother and his family, and have asked me to take care of their neurotic leaky dog while they're gone. Of course I obliged and the only other thing I have to do for them this week is drive my father's new car for him. I figure I might as well, right?

    Oh yeah...It's a Cadillac CTS with a supercharged V8. It does 0-60 in 5 seconds flat and it looks like this:

    [image=http://rawautos.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/112_0803_01z2009_cadillac_cts_vfront_static.jpg]

    Everyone has to make sacrifices once in a while, and this week I'll sacrifice driving my piece of crap Volkswagen or my girlfriend's piece of crap Pontiac so I can keep the fuel injectors clean in the Caddie.



     
    Mortimer_Snerd, Feb 16, 2012
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  2. imperial_dork

    imperial_dork Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [image=http://i42.tinypic.com/5zkz1j.jpg]
     
    imperial_dork, Feb 16, 2012
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  3. duende

    duende Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    [image=http://staffingtalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/towne-park-ferris-bueller2.jpg]
     
    duende, Feb 16, 2012
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  4. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    [image=http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a377/sloe_t/Fresh-Prince.gif]
     
    tom, Feb 16, 2012
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  5. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Force Ghost star 6

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    You poor thing
     
    Darth Morella, Feb 16, 2012
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  6. Kiki-Gonn

    Kiki-Gonn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Don't forget to run it in reverse to undo the mileage.
     
    Kiki-Gonn, Feb 16, 2012
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  7. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Hey, is it big enough for a long trip with lots of people? Like to Door County? :D :D
     
    Healer_Leona , Feb 16, 2012
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  8. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Mar 14, 2004
    Probably not. Also that might be a wee bit of an abuse of privilege here...as was driving from Brookfield to Delafield in 12 minutes like I just did.

    I have decided that driving this thing will require me to buy a new hat.

    Possibly this one: [image=http://illegalalienoftheday.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/purple_pimp_hat.jpg] Or this one: [image=http://steeringnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/The-Stig-from-Topgear.jpg]

     
    Mortimer_Snerd, Feb 16, 2012
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  9. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    The pimp hat for sure! it's so you!
     
    Healer_Leona , Feb 16, 2012
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  10. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Force Ghost star 6

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    I'd go for the pimp hat on top of the helmet, but that's just me.
     
    Darth Morella, Feb 16, 2012
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  11. darth_gersh

    darth_gersh Force Ghost star 7

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    Stomp on it!
     
    darth_gersh, Feb 16, 2012
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  12. Katya Jade

    Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Make sure the leaky dog doesn't leak in the new Caddy, man.
     
    Katya Jade, Feb 16, 2012
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  13. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    "... would they mind? Of course they would... I'll just take for a little spin... maybe show it off to a couple of friends..."
     
    A Chorus of Disapproval , Feb 16, 2012
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  14. LAJ_FETT

    LAJ_FETT Tech Admin (2007-2023) - She Held Us Together star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I keep hearing the theme tune to National Lampoon's Vacation while reading this. Is Wally World one of your stops? :p
     
    LAJ_FETT , Feb 17, 2012
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  15. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Nov 18, 2005
    If you don't go through the KFC drive thru, you better turn in that pimp hat.
     
    mrsvos, Feb 17, 2012
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  16. Whitey

    Whitey Jedi Master star 6

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    Jan 26, 2003
    OMG I WANT TO GO SO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
     
    Whitey, Feb 17, 2012
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