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I declare myself President.

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Ooh_Aah_Cantona, Apr 18, 2002.

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  1. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    And Andy is my deputy.
     
  2. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    As the esteemed leader of the opposition, (with poodu as my deputy, and arun as the minister of spin), I say , in the most harshest terms
    ?harumph, harumph, harumph?
     
  3. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    My minister of spin is OJK and minister of surreal is TTG.


    What say you leader of the house Alphawolf?
     
  4. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    ill have pdub as minister of the surreal, cass as my first (and only) lady with beth minister for overseas afffairs.

    now, what does the presidednt plan to do about the worrying increase in the price of beer recently?
     
  5. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    Sir Go Get Beer shall be my minister of overseas affairs.

    My propasal for the price of beer is to increase the tax on overseas buisines based in the our great land and use the extra coffers to subsidise our people's recreational habits.
     
  6. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    and what say ye on the legalisation of recreational pharmaceuticals?
     
  7. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Now hear this.

    As Minister Of the Surreal, I would like to promise that by this time next year, there will be lobsters on all telephones.

     
  8. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    that is a biased dali-ist policy ttg and my party will oppose it, like we did with the melting watches and the andalucian dogs.
     
  9. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    // jeers

    I put it to the Right Honorable Gentleman that melting watches are an intrinsic way of life, sir.

    We have 50% more melted watches today than this country ever had when you were in power.

    I also promise free phallic symbols for each household.
     
  10. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    //sits back smugly watching the opposition squirm on our impressive stats.
     
  11. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    //first lady

    //back combing big hair

    //counts money muwahahahahahahaha

    //She's richer than the president, just like Cherie is richer than Tony
     
  12. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    By 2003 all persons will have escaped control of reason or any preconceptions, or I'm not the Minister For Surrealism.

    // twiddles tache into two preposteroushorizontal lines

    There will be an anual report each year of parliament to ensure we are reaching our targets
     
  13. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    does the minister not remember the past surreeal debacles withe the upturned urinals and 'c'est pas une pipe?.

    i do and i can say we dont need this again, the public demands more from its government.
     
  14. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    There will be an anual report each year of parliament to ensure we are reaching our targets

    That doesnt sound too surreal m'dear, unless you meant anal report every year ;)

    //counts money

     
  15. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    and the public shall get more from it's government. They will see the British Empire rise like a phoenix from the ashes and rule the four corners of the earth once more.

    Err, where's my minister of spin?

    ED; and we shall start by vanquishing the colony of super ants and therefore make Europe be in our debt for life.

    And First lady of the Opposition, you're poor and the money you are counting is no longer legal tender. The minister of Surreal has changed our currency to prawns.
     
  16. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Could I call into question the use of lobsters on telephones... surely this is dishrimpination against crabs and crustacean life. You are dangerously setting a precedent that lobsters should be deemed of greater standing than their counterparts.
     
  17. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Prawns indeed.

     
  18. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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  19. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Order! Order!

    I put it to the Right Honourable Gentleman that you, yourself used the business with the urinals to bury The Scream that was @ the time, going on through nature.

    What say you, sir?!

    And I put it to you, sir, the Right Honourable Poodu, that a return to prawns as legal tender was inevitable after the collapse of the clam against the dollar.

    [/i]That doesnt sound too surreal m'dear, unless you meant anal report every year[/i]

    And that my dear lady shows your limited understanding of the true nature of surrealism. Reality with a touch of abstract.
    But anal reports will of course be produced and shown to the President when any seats are taken by nubile young men.

    There will of course be an increase in elephants for all those on state benefit.
     
  20. toochilled

    toochilled Jedi Knight star 5

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    I think i must still be drunk.
     
  21. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    Toochilled, My minister of agriculture. Also known as the Ministry/Order of Dave.
     
  22. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    What about the reported shortage in prawns due to the Spanish over-shrimping in our waters... our fishermen have been 'crabbing' about it for months!
     
  23. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    Yes, but after defeating the super ants colony, Europe are now indebted to us. Their laws will now be decided by my govenrment and one of the first things I shall be doing is addressing that problem.

    And where is my Minister of Spin?? He better not be buying propety around the copuntry again. or 8umming Jonathen Aitkin.
     
  24. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Could it be then that our President is in cahoots with the Spanish fisherman therefore taking a back hander in prawns and other shellfish for his own use rather than putting it back into the country?
     
  25. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    // bangs fist

    Damn it, sir! These prawns are plastic!

    Are you seriously suggesting we become a nation of stinking pursed seafood carriers?

    And all those on incomes of 21k will be taxed a further a narcissus. Tulips from Amsterdam will no longer be necessary.
     
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