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Beyond - Legends I do not like thee, Colonel Fel! (song lyrics; Jaina and Jag)

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction- Before, Saga, and Beyond' started by Iverna, Jan 25, 2011.

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  1. Iverna

    Iverna Jedi Master star 4

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    Feb 20, 2008
    Title: I do not like thee, Colonel Fel
    Author Iverna
    Summary: Apparently I'm in that kind of mood these days... I was listening to "Dr. Fell" by Juliet Turner, which was constantly on the radio here a few years ago, and it just begged to be turned into a song about Jag. Or maybe that's just me. Anyway, it's written from Jaina's POV, if you hadn't guessed, and it's fairly self-explanatory.

    If you're not familiar with the original, you'll find the [link=http://www.lyricsmania.com/dr_fell_lyrics_juliet_turner.html]lyrics here[/link], and you can find it on [link=http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/search/song?q=juliet turner dr. fell]Grooveshark here[/link] (if that works). It's on YouTube too, although people there seem to like mishearing it as "Dr. Phil". *lol* Anyway, enjoy!


    I do not like thee Colonel Fel,
    Not gonna fall in love with you.
    I do not like thee Colonel Fel,
    And I am just as happy being on my own.

    I keep thinking of all the things I could have been
    And don't you laugh cause I, oh I could have been the Hapan Queen.

    I could have given in to my angry passion, or ruled the Goddess scene,
    You took my gun, you stopped my fun,
    And I surrendered, oh, I surrendered to Colonel Fel.

    Can’t put a ring around my finger, I’ll keep you on your toes,
    But you are everything that every woman longs for, I suppose.

    And you never get discouraged, you’re never scared to be up close
    Colonel Fel, somehow you got a hold on me.

    I do not like thee Colonel Fel,
    You made me fall in love with you.
    I do not like thee Colonel Fel,
    And I was just as happy being on my own.

    We always disagree when it comes to the way we do things,
    You’re too grim, I’m too reckless, and we don’t share a way of thinking,
    But when you catch me on my own, with that slight grin, it starts to sink in,
    Colonel Fel, that I quite like your hold on me.

    I do not like thee Colonel Fel,
    You made me fall in love with you.
    I do not like thee Colonel Fel,
    And I was never as happy being on my own.

    I just love flying ‘round with you,
    You always barrel-roll when I tell you to,
    And I, I have long since changed my plea:

    Colonel Fel, don’t you loose your hold on me!
    Ah, Colonel Fel, don’t you loose your hold on me!
    Ah, Colonel Fel, don’t you loose your hold on me!
     
  2. JordanCHFel

    JordanCHFel Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Mar 12, 2009
    Great job, Iverna! I loved the part about keeping him on his toes! Haha

    Jordan
     
  3. Briannakin

    Briannakin Grand Moff Darth Fanfic & Costuming/Props Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Feb 25, 2010
    [face_laugh]TOTALLY fits Jaina and Jag. I love it!
     
  4. WarmNyota_SweetAyesha

    WarmNyota_SweetAyesha Game Host Who Loves Fanfics & RPGs star 7 VIP - Game Host

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    Very insightful and true to character :p =D=
     
  5. Iverna

    Iverna Jedi Master star 4

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    Feb 20, 2008
    Jordan - the original line was "your bells on my toes" so I thought it fit quite well! Thank you!

    Briannakin - yay, I'm happy to hear that, thanks!

    Jade_eyes - heh, thank you. I love J/J. Writing them is a challenge but very fun...
     
  6. Ceillean

    Ceillean Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Nov 13, 2001
    Oh, this was fun. First she doesn't love him and then she does. :p

    But come one...he's Jag. You gotta love Jag. [face_laugh]
     
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