Beyond - Legends I do not like thee, Colonel Fel! (song lyrics; Jaina and Jag)

Title: I do not like thee, Colonel Fel
Author Iverna
Summary: Apparently I'm in that kind of mood these days... I was listening to "Dr. Fell" by Juliet Turner, which was constantly on the radio here a few years ago, and it just begged to be turned into a song about Jag. Or maybe that's just me. Anyway, it's written from Jaina's POV, if you hadn't guessed, and it's fairly self-explanatory.

If you're not familiar with the original, you'll find the [link=http://www.lyricsmania.com/dr_fell_lyrics_juliet_turner.html]lyrics here[/link], and you can find it on [link=http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/search/song?q=juliet turner dr. fell]Grooveshark here[/link] (if that works). It's on YouTube too, although people there seem to like mishearing it as "Dr. Phil". *lol* Anyway, enjoy!


I do not like thee Colonel Fel,
Not gonna fall in love with you.
I do not like thee Colonel Fel,
And I am just as happy being on my own.

I keep thinking of all the things I could have been
And don't you laugh cause I, oh I could have been the Hapan Queen.
I could have given in to my angry passion, or ruled the Goddess scene,
You took my gun, you stopped my fun,
And I surrendered, oh, I surrendered to Colonel Fel.

Can’t put a ring around my finger, I’ll keep you on your toes,
But you are everything that every woman longs for, I suppose.
And you never get discouraged, you’re never scared to be up close
Colonel Fel, somehow you got a hold on me.

I do not like thee Colonel Fel,
You made me fall in love with you.
I do not like thee Colonel Fel,
And I was just as happy being on my own.

We always disagree when it comes to the way we do things,
You’re too grim, I’m too reckless, and we don’t share a way of thinking,
But when you catch me on my own, with that slight grin, it starts to sink in,
Colonel Fel, that I quite like your hold on me.

I do not like thee Colonel Fel,
You made me fall in love with you.
I do not like thee Colonel Fel,
And I was never as happy being on my own.

I just love flying ‘round with you,
You always barrel-roll when I tell you to,
And I, I have long since changed my plea:
Colonel Fel, don’t you loose your hold on me!
Ah, Colonel Fel, don’t you loose your hold on me!
Ah, Colonel Fel, don’t you loose your hold on me!

 

Great job, Iverna! I loved the part about keeping him on his toes! Haha

Jordan

 

Very insightful and true to character

 

Jordan - the original line was "your bells on my toes" so I thought it fit quite well! Thank you!

Briannakin - yay, I'm happy to hear that, thanks!

Jade_eyes - heh, thank you. I love J/J. Writing them is a challenge but very fun...

 

Oh, this was fun. First she doesn't love him and then she does.

But come one...he's Jag. You gotta love Jag.