Title: I do not like thee, Colonel Fel Author Iverna Summary: Apparently I'm in that kind of mood these days... I was listening to "Dr. Fell" by Juliet Turner, which was constantly on the radio here a few years ago, and it just begged to be turned into a song about Jag. Or maybe that's just me. Anyway, it's written from Jaina's POV, if you hadn't guessed, and it's fairly self-explanatory. If you're not familiar with the original, you'll find the [link=http://www.lyricsmania.com/dr_fell_lyrics_juliet_turner.html]lyrics here[/link], and you can find it on [link=http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/search/song?q=juliet turner dr. fell]Grooveshark here[/link] (if that works). It's on YouTube too, although people there seem to like mishearing it as "Dr. Phil". *lol* Anyway, enjoy! I do not like thee Colonel Fel, Not gonna fall in love with you. I do not like thee Colonel Fel, And I am just as happy being on my own. I keep thinking of all the things I could have been And don't you laugh cause I, oh I could have been the Hapan Queen. I could have given in to my angry passion, or ruled the Goddess scene, You took my gun, you stopped my fun, And I surrendered, oh, I surrendered to Colonel Fel. Can’t put a ring around my finger, I’ll keep you on your toes, But you are everything that every woman longs for, I suppose. And you never get discouraged, you’re never scared to be up close Colonel Fel, somehow you got a hold on me. I do not like thee Colonel Fel, You made me fall in love with you. I do not like thee Colonel Fel, And I was just as happy being on my own. We always disagree when it comes to the way we do things, You’re too grim, I’m too reckless, and we don’t share a way of thinking, But when you catch me on my own, with that slight grin, it starts to sink in, Colonel Fel, that I quite like your hold on me. I do not like thee Colonel Fel, You made me fall in love with you. I do not like thee Colonel Fel, And I was never as happy being on my own. I just love flying ‘round with you, You always barrel-roll when I tell you to, And I, I have long since changed my plea: Colonel Fel, don’t you loose your hold on me! Ah, Colonel Fel, don’t you loose your hold on me! Ah, Colonel Fel, don’t you loose your hold on me!