I hate syrup!

Discuss.

 

Syrup is superfluous and so is this thread. Discuss.

 

Syrup is a tool.



But a tasty tool!

 

A tool of da man!

 

I hate syrup.

Buttah rulz.

 

No, a tool of Aunt Jemimah. Her and her followers (Jemimah's Witnesses) have been dominating the syrup industry for too long!

 

Syrup is good on pancakes, but I don't really care for it otherwise. I guess I fail at being Canadian.

 

Me too, you rock!

 

You make me sad, Ivory! Syrup is the greatest ever!

 

I'm sorry!

 

Aunt Jemima is a spokesperson for Geico. It's a conspiracy, I tell you, a conspiracy! They're trying to make us buy syrup...

 

I'm a Canadian, and even when I was 5 years old, I thought syrup was too sweet.

 

You're thinking of Ms Butterworth. HOW CAN YOU CONFUSE THE TWO!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

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BUTTERWORTH

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JEMIMA

 

I think you and syrup need to be lockd in a room together until you make up.

 

I'd vomit. I can't stand the smell of it.

 

How do you feel about jelly?

 

Maybe you've just never had real maple syrup before:

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I hate syrup. It's gooey... sticky... irritating... It gets everywhere...

 

syrup is the best part of the pancake. the best kind is the all natural and 100% syrup.

 

The best restaraunt to get syrup is Cracker Barrel because they give it to you in those little glass bottles and is 100% pure maple syrup.

 

Buttah is bettah.

 

Certainlah sogyah.

 

We don't get much maple syrup around here, at least not to a price you can afford.

 

How about cream, Ivory?
Dontcha love a nice splash of cream on your pancake?


-JR