JCC I like my coffee the way I like my men . . .

Bad, cheap, and available at any gas station.


(If guys are not your thing, you can replace that part with whatever. I GUESS. If you must.)

 

In a cup.

 

Beta cucks with cream and sugar.

 

Decaf with soy milk and stevia sweetener

 

Roasted

 

with whiskey

 

full of milky foam

 

I don’t like coffee.

 

As dark as possible, and zero sugar.

 

Taxes.

 

I like my coffee like I like my companionship...full of hashish and CBD oil.

 

I'd rather have a Red Bull & some smokes in lieu of coffee.

 

made on a dumb coffee machine and iced because I can't make cold brew that isn't weak af

 

Up my butt.

 

Fat free.

Lazy [illegitimate sons].

 

And like my coffee from DD (decaf) with almond milk.

 

I'm not interested in men but do enjoy a nice cup of coffee once in a while. I am in no way addicted to caffeine, just like the taste and energy it gives me. As I said in another thread I like Vietnamese Trung Nguyen coffee the most. So far I have only tried the brand's instant G7 ("3 in 1") type, but I really like it. I never had any other coffee with that intense coffee fragrance and flavor before. In hot weather definitely drink it ICED. That's what people in Hanoi do anyway. It's much better and refreshing than hot coffee (unless in cold weather of course). Just add hot water, let it cool, put some ice cubes in the mug and just enjoy. Best coffee experience I ever had in my life, except of course when actually drinking it in real traditional coffee shops in Hanoi, Haiphong or Halong City. I haven't been further south yet, but I'm sure the coffee there is just as excellent.

 

Full of beans!

 

I like coffee ice cream.

Men. Yes, I quite enjoy them. If they want to bring coffee or mocha ice cream, I won’t complain.

 

In a small piece of plastic.