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JCC Senate [I Want to Believe] UFOs/UAPs/probably not aliens

Discussion in 'Community' started by Darth Guy, Apr 27, 2019.

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UFOs/UAPs!

  1. Aliens!

    26.5%
  2. U.S. military!

    22.4%
  3. Other military!

    4.1%
  4. Time travelers!

    4.1%
  5. Swamp gas or meteor or something!

    2.0%
  6. Beings from another dimension!

    4.1%
  7. Your mom!

    18.4%
  8. Chris Carter's writing just keeps getting worse!

    16.3%
  9. Equipment malfunctions and such!

    2.0%
  1. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Politico
    Washington Post
    U.S.S. Nimitz UFO Incident (Pay no attention to the skepticism!)

    UFOs! The U.S. Navy, Air Force and some members of Congress are concerned about them again, saying that they represent a threat to national security.

    So what are they? It seems implausible that Russia or China or Senegal would possess technology that so far outstrips the U.S. Is the Pentagon just providing cover for super-secret, super-advanced technology being tested against their own personnel? If so, why hasn't President Trump brag tweeted about it by now? (Maybe there are planes that can literally turn invisible!)

    Are they aliens? Are they time travelers? Have they come to save us from climate change etc.? Have they come to Stop Trump and join the #Resistance by voting for Biden?

    Is it a company desperate for cash stirring up ****? ...NO! That would be boring!
     
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  2. AutumnLight91

    AutumnLight91 Jedi Master star 4

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  3. Chewgumma

    Chewgumma Force Ghost star 7

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    I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.

    [​IMG]
     
  4. Point Given

    Point Given Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Swaziland
     
  5. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    They're going to bomb us for not recognizing the name change to Eswatini!
     
  6. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

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    Mister Terrific's T-spheres.

    Also Atlanteans.

    Aquaman riding a blue whale.
     
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  7. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    it's ur mom obvs

    lulz

    I do love that that is the most popular choice right now.
     
  8. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Well that one is obviously a 737 Max under water. Duh.
     
  9. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    That explains the rapid descent.
     
  10. a star war

    a star war Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    May 4, 2016
    Of course it is aliens.


    But which aliens, that’s the rub.
     
  11. Juliet316

    Juliet316 SFTC Bonanza Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    Should have been multi choice.
     
  12. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Why? Is "your mom" an alien?
     
    Last edited: Apr 27, 2019
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  13. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    In the 90's one Discovery Channel UFO show featured a professional photographer who had a UFO hobby. I forget the exact number but it was something over 10,000 photos he studied. He was easily able to dismiss all of them as bunk, hats, hubcaps, dishes, reflected light, etc. All but 3. And the 3 he could not dismiss he said were just bad picture quality he could not study very well.
     
  14. Cowgirl Jedi 1701

    Cowgirl Jedi 1701 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Who plans on being in Billings, Montana in 2063 to greet the Vulcans?
     
  15. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    This actually explains Juliet's taste in music. She's an alien trying to pose as a human.
     
  16. Juliet316

    Juliet316 SFTC Bonanza Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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  17. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Chosen One star 6

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    Fixed.
     
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  18. AutumnLight91

    AutumnLight91 Jedi Master star 4

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    Jun 17, 2018
    I'll be 72.

     
  19. TheAdmiral

    TheAdmiral Force Ghost star 4

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    Mar 28, 2004
    We need a nuclear war before that though...
     
  20. Vaderize03

    Vaderize03 Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Oct 25, 1999
    The giant Tic-Tacs escaped from the factory.

    Dammit.
     
  21. Espaldapalabras

    Espaldapalabras Jedi Master star 5

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    Aug 25, 2005
    I have no idea why this government controlled system or any corporate media channel has shown me any information that would challenge the status quo.
     
  22. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Five Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Mar 4, 2011
    I’ll be 92.

    The first thing I will say to them is “So you ***holes finally decided to show up. I hope you brought beer.”
     
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  23. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Am-- am I a government controlled system?


    ...



    ]-}
     
  24. Espaldapalabras

    Espaldapalabras Jedi Master star 5

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    Aug 25, 2005
    I was referring to the internet. I know I've been a government controlled system.
     
  25. Cowgirl Jedi 1701

    Cowgirl Jedi 1701 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Dec 21, 2016
    I will be 73.

    I will tell you to shut up and drink your Coors, and I will offer the Vulcans some tea. Earl Grey. Hot. [face_laugh]