I want to go back to bed...

Why would he say that if he doesn't want us to skin him alive for details?

 

Yeah... 6 pillows?!

I make do with one heh...

But I bet you kiss it every night till you fall asleep.

 

It's called Chrissy and comes with a pump

 

Well I don't care what you say. I like my soft pillowy bed so there.

 

Yup... Darren (welshman...even worse) and his missus Jackie have just moved near by the Crown from Ottery St Mary (Ottery St Catchpole to the Harry Potter fans). I used to live in Ottery so I chatted with them when I first met them in the pub. They came back a couple times and came over for the new years party that the landlord was having.

Anyways... on my way back from the gents, Darren stops me and tells me to go see his missus, Jackie, cos she likes me. (I was wearing my cat-hat at the time...) Jackie gives me a very pleasant kiss... and I chat for a while and go back to my seat... later on, after the absinthe, baileys, aftershock, brandy and baileys.. and other stuff I'm not sure what.. I must have been collared by Darren who must have been jealous of his missus and we snogged, apparently... blergh

 

ED: Never underestimate the power of the cat hat.

 

Well when it happened to me..I was bit freaked so I thought I would call his bluff..so I pinched his arse...

I won't be doing that again..

 

I would laugh, Chet, but I don't think it's funny that one... Darren and Jackie are great... even if I ended up snogging Darren...

 

oops. I see I crossed the line of good taste. My bad.

 

lmao@ Jim

Things will nev3er be the same Sam

 

There were three in the bed and Poodu said , ' Cor blimey !'

 

I've heard enough! How bout you? Anyone else? Yeah.

 

LMAO!!! I have still to accomplish that particular feat.. though I would prefer a different gender ratio...

 

Missed oppourtunities *shakes fist in the sky*

DAMN YOU FIDELITY !!!

 

So what's with the abuse Chet? Frankly I'm getting pissed off with it all the time. I might as well not bloody post at all

No wonder J and Mark never felt welcome here, it is getting too cliquey...

 

> Two pillows... and I was disturbed to learn that on New Years Eve I also snogged a bloke...

Poodu...may I suggest you were having a pure Planes Trains And Automobiles moment...and they weren't actually two pillows?

 

Jeeeeeez

I'm getting pissed off with this!

 

*blinks*

Mayhem ... word of advice . Never visit the SC , if you can't take the friendly banter here , you'd not last a half hour there .

 

Oh, that place is just HORRIBLE!

 

Can someone PM the link to that place..I lost it ages ago...and I have something I need to say Kephy

 

I don't know what their new home is and she comes in here every so often. Don't you have her email?

 

I dunno , I kinda like it ... I do hold a lovely 'most hated' status

 

Yeah somewhere..I thought it would be easier to pop into the SC

 

I have the link, and it's on the way to Arun.

 

Ask them how you compare to Maren and get back to me on the answers.