JCC "i wish 'doitch' was a word"

said my brother, staring intently at the complex gnarl of tile patterns arranged on the words with friends board displayed on the screen of the mobile phone in his hand, as he sits in the house of my father's father situated on the great north american continent, which rests on the surface of the planet gaia and basks in the warmth of el sol, the yellow dwarf that gives of itself freely but impassively, a burning sentinel staring coldly out over its keep.

 

but what is, "say"?

 

i wish "everton" was a word

 

Then what happened?

 

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i dunno, he walked away. he's downstairs watching something on the idiot box. i'm itchy. el sol slumbers. luna waxes - a sly, sideways smile.

 

i wish "EUUOOOO" was a word. i just played a bingo and that is what i drew. damn you scrabble gods!

 

if that was a word, what would it mean? i think it should define a sharp pain that originates in the bowels and then travels all the way up the spinal cord to the brain. or something like that.

 

yeah, i think that's perfect. at least that is the sound i would make if i ever experienced such a sensation.

 

I know a few doitch bags, if it means anything to ya.

 

"i wish 'doitch' was a word"

It's spelled "Deutch".

 

also not a word (at least for scrabble purposes).

another one that got me the other day was "guilted". in that scenario i was using a blank as a d and was able to rearrange my letters to spell "ugliest", but still guilted should totally be a word!

 

Might you possibly mean "Deutsch"?

 

he needed it to be "doitch".

mahler had mechanical arms made of gold. the control mechanisms for them were hardwired directly into his brain, thereby rendering the appendages completely uncontrollable. that is why his work LURCHES so often.

 

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Doitchland uber alles?

 

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funny

 

context is really important, as is orson.

 

how the hell is "unpause" not a word?! grrr.

 

It is a word but it's pronouced "resume." You know, like those things you type up when you're applying for a job.

 

i doitched up my resume. the recruiter said it was the worst his resume processing machine had ever read.

 

I've decided to legally change my middle name to Doitch. I was going to go with Francis, but I was advised that it is important for a middle name to contain no more than one syllable. This will be my new pen name - K. Doitch. I haven't yet decided if I'll use my last name in published material. If this turns out to be a good career move, I will include a special thanks to both you and your brother for the inspiration.

 

that's awesome, puah!

 

i think "k. francis doitch" has a really nice ring.

 

yeah that's even better. do that.