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JCC "i wish 'doitch' was a word"

Discussion in 'Community' started by duende, Feb 26, 2012.

  1. duende

    duende Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    said my brother, staring intently at the complex gnarl of tile patterns arranged on the words with friends board displayed on the screen of the mobile phone in his hand, as he sits in the house of my father's father situated on the great north american continent, which rests on the surface of the planet gaia and basks in the warmth of el sol, the yellow dwarf that gives of itself freely but impassively, a burning sentinel staring coldly out over its keep.
     
  2. Everton

    Everton Force Ghost star 10

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    but what is, "say"?
     
  3. duende

    duende Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    i wish "everton" was a word
     
  4. Ostrich_Stapler

    Ostrich_Stapler Jedi Master star 5

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    Then what happened?
     
  5. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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    [image=http://i1128.photobucket.com/albums/m493/Stephanie_Stull/Tumbler%20GIFs/citizenkane.gif]
     
  6. duende

    duende Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    i dunno, he walked away. he's downstairs watching something on the idiot box. i'm itchy. el sol slumbers. luna waxes - a sly, sideways smile.
     
  7. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    i wish "EUUOOOO" was a word. i just played a bingo and that is what i drew. damn you scrabble gods!
     
  8. duende

    duende Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    if that was a word, what would it mean? i think it should define a sharp pain that originates in the bowels and then travels all the way up the spinal cord to the brain. or something like that.
     
  9. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    yeah, i think that's perfect. at least that is the sound i would make if i ever experienced such a sensation.
     
  10. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I know a few doitch bags, if it means anything to ya.
     
  11. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    "i wish 'doitch' was a word"

    It's spelled "Deutch".
     
  12. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    also not a word (at least for scrabble purposes).

    another one that got me the other day was "guilted". in that scenario i was using a blank as a d and was able to rearrange my letters to spell "ugliest", but still guilted should totally be a word!
     
  13. Ostrich_Stapler

    Ostrich_Stapler Jedi Master star 5

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    Might you possibly mean "Deutsch"?
     
  14. duende

    duende Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    he needed it to be "doitch".

    mahler had mechanical arms made of gold. the control mechanisms for them were hardwired directly into his brain, thereby rendering the appendages completely uncontrollable. that is why his work LURCHES so often.
     
  15. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    [image=http://www.pinkapple.com/productphotos/2305_large.jpg]
     
  16. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Doitchland uber alles?
     
  17. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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    ?



    funny
     
  18. duende

    duende Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    context is really important, as is orson.
     
  19. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    how the hell is "unpause" not a word?! grrr.
     
  20. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    It is a word but it's pronouced "resume." You know, like those things you type up when you're applying for a job.

     
  21. duende

    duende Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    i doitched up my resume. the recruiter said it was the worst his resume processing machine had ever read.
     
  22. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    I've decided to legally change my middle name to Doitch. I was going to go with Francis, but I was advised that it is important for a middle name to contain no more than one syllable. This will be my new pen name - K. Doitch. I haven't yet decided if I'll use my last name in published material. If this turns out to be a good career move, I will include a special thanks to both you and your brother for the inspiration.
     
  23. duende

    duende Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    that's awesome, puah!
     
  24. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    i think "k. francis doitch" has a really nice ring.
     
  25. duende

    duende Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    yeah that's even better. do that.