If ROTS was written solely for fans familiar with majority of the EU...

This seems like Excellence-class extortion.

 

I'm not defining the legal terminology. We're willing to play I'm willing to play. A business has expenses, you know.

 

And that sounds like senseless nincompoopery.


I say they should have included some Lit forum stuff, say someone wearing a medal with an inlaid gold ewok or the like.

 

Waru was in the 1st episode of the new Doctor Who series though as the Nestine Consciousness!

He also showed up in Terminator 2 as the Main Villain!

(And oddly later the X-files as a hero)

Waru as an extradimensional entity is not restricted to the GFFA alone.

Besides, he WAS in Revenge of the Sith..he tried to eat Anakin and lead to his injuries!

Mustafar doesn't have lava! It has LAVA LAMP

A lava lamp...GOD

 

I wanted to see a heart-warming scene with Palpatine playing ball with his kid. You know, the three-eyed freakshow.

 

"Apparently Waru is a blond chick in anime. And a beverage?!"



Sounds just about right.

 

Besides, he WAS in Revenge of the Sith..he tried to eat Anakin and lead to his injuries!

Mustafar doesn't have lava! It has LAVA LAMP

A lava lamp...GOD


Holy crap.. you're right.. that would explain why, despite hovering only a foot or two above molten lava, they don't suffer from the heat, show signs of sweat or noxious gas inhalation, or have their clothes spontaneously ignite,... it's not lava.. it's Waru!

They're not harvesting lava.. they're trying to scoop up Waru in buckets to sell as an energy drink!!!!!

 

This thread just keeps getting more funny.

And to think that I almost didn't post that waru energy drink pic.

 

Wow, the galaxy drinks a lot of Waru if he's so small by the Crystal Star

 

Well when the empire took over they made 'New Waru'! Then, when everyone hated it, we'll brought back 'Waru Classic' and make billions!

 

So that's how Henithar made his billions to keep his worldcraft running...

Another Waru citing has him kill Tasha Yar on ST:TNG

 

that's not Waru... it's his cousin, Armus...
Waru and Armus don't like each other much and got in a fight, and were banished from their homeworld, Solaris. Armus was sent to the Trek universe and killed Tasha. Waru was sent to the GFFA and hung out on the side of a Mustafarian mountain until those crazy beverage makers found him. When Anakin and Obi-wan dueled, Waru got his first taste of strong Force potential and realized he could use it to get home. Having most of himself shipped in over 3,720 six-packs to Crseih Station, he caused a big leak and re-coalesced into a form where he could being his faith healing scam, hoping to draw Jedi attention.

 

Oddly, still better than Crystal Star by far.

 

Lets see, thats 2090 gallons....


That's not very much, surely he's atleast 10,000 gallons!

 

he can compress himself if need be -- changing his volume to fit into those cans.

 

I'm sorry but that's just crazy.

 

Not at all.

Density control is just one of Waru's many powers.

He can also become a mindcontrolling Starfish and is a recurring Justice League villain.

 

Waru must be like the GFFA's version of plastic. You can use it for anything.

"Waru makes it possible"

 

PEZman4 posted on 5/23/05 11:42pm

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I wanted to see a heart-warming scene with Palpatine playing ball with his kid. You know, the three-eyed freakshow.
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i'll join the church of waru if i can become of a prophet! sign me up and send me my waru slab!

 

One word: Waru.

There may be children on the board, so please refrain from such filthy language.

 

What exactly are we supposed to do with these Waru Slabs?