I'm gonna be on the telly again!!!!!!!!

I'm just been asked to appear as a contestant on a new show called "19 keys" hosted by Richard Bacon on Channel 5

"Four contestants compete against the clock in real time to eliminate 19 Keys and win the jackpot prize. As each minute passes the cash jackpot rises. Each question answered correctly takes them nearer to guessing the jackpot key ? or they can take a chance and grab a key at their peril ... choose the wrong one and they?re off the show!

The Jackpot:
To heighten the tension, two clocks run constantly at the bottom of the screen. One clocks the decreasing time and the other tracks the rapidly rising cash prize. After several rounds of general knowledge questions the prize fund peaks and then drops dramatically ? each minute cash is lost. The pressure is on to find the right key but which contestant will take the risk first?

19 Keys is a game of nerve and skill as the contestants race against the clock to win the jackpot before it disappears."

The jackpot is £7500, and it's a really cool game to play. It's being filmed next Thursday, but I don't know when it will be screened yet

 

It sounds awful. Like a poor man's 'Take Your Pick'.

 

Well make sure you win Hal, or there will be trouble!!!

 

*shakes the FFUK collection box*

 

I don't think national and ritual humilation will fit in that box.

 

Heres your chance to live out my dream and punch Bacon in the stomach ....oh wait Richard Bacon I thought you said Kevin

 

I see Az is being his usual encouraging self

 

It doesn't matter if the show turns out to be crap. £7500 is worth it

 

IF you win. Its not a formality. Still. Its a step up from Ceefax and that long running Chris Moyles TV extravaganza!

 

somebody's jealous!

 

Oh yes.

My life will be complete when I appear in a rubbish for the masses entertainment programme, or digitised in 11 pixels on page 563 of Ceefax.

Good luck Halibut. Hope you win the money.

 

go on, saliver and then steel all the keys.

run into the corner and scream whenever someone comes near you.

claim they are 'your keys' and you wont let anyone near them.


gop on. It'll be fun.

 

What is your problem Az? I'm doing something that I enjoy, and I've put a lot of time and effort into getting this far, and all you seem to do is belittle it. If this sort of thing is not for you then you can either not post here or at least say something constructive. Either way, I don't care much for your negativity