I'm shocked and appauled!!!

Please make it stop!

 

In. Your. Dreams

 

Crushing Yoshee's morale is most entertaining

 

Charmed, I'm sure!

 

This thread is bizarre for a new FFUKer like me to read.

It's like watching an episode of This Is Your Life when they profile someone who's not famous. LOL!

 

That is SO what it's like!

I've been around for a couple of months now, and I'm STILL confused!

 

Its quite amusing, Messi, all the same, don't you find?

Does anyone on the Chapter ever converse via PM, I wonder?

You'd make a superb drugs baron, Yoshee, with s-f as your accomplice. I can imagine you sat in a pub, the phone rings, and the barman shouts, "Yosh, can you come to the phone, S-f says she's brought twenty kilos of Jamacian Skunk through customs and wants to know when you can meet her for the dropoff!"

Too pissed up to walk from your table, you shout back to him, "Put her on speaker!"

 

Lmao!!

Hmmmmm verrrry interesting

Messi- Your STILL confused?? You should be used to it by now!

Does anyone on the Chapter ever converse via PM, I wonder?

Not so much as I used to

 

Well, you know I'm right, Buddy.

I love the FFUK, where people I'm not too familiar with reminisce about events I never witnessed, right in front o' my eyes. It's bizarre, yet compelling.

I'm waiting for the first divorce case thread. It'll be a killer:

User A: I gave you the best years o' my life, and you never made time for me, you bastard.

User B: You're a fine one to talk, sleeping with User C every time I went off on business!

User A: You HAD to bring that up again, didn't you?! It was years ago, and we reconcilled after that! Besides, I was lonely, and he made me feel so much more than you ever did.

User C: It's true actually, I did.

User A: There, see?

User C: But to be honest, I was only pretending it was from the heart, 'cos I had no intention of leaving User D, not in view of our children.

User D: You had an affair with User Aand only stuck with me for the sake o' the kids!!?

User C: I'm sure I sent you a PM to tell you and say sorry. Hmmm, must've slipped my mind.

User E: That would've been the decent thing to do, mate. Still, at least you put your kids first.

User B: Don't you stick up for him! He wrecked our marriage!

User F: I dunno who you all are, but I'm sensing a lot of anger.

User G: I don't care who you all are, but this is unmissable! I'm adding this thread to "Active Topics".

User H: Hi, I'm new to these boards, I love Star Wars and LotR, and think Ewan and Orlando are so sexy. I just wondered how you do those smilies in your posts?

User G: Wrong forum, Noob. You want "Adoptions", this is "Divorces" - try WNU.

User H: Thanks.

User G: Don't mention it.

User I: You think you all have problems, don't you, but things ain't too rosy between me and User J either, that's why I slept with User K for a while.

User J: You did what?!!!

User K: Hey, you said you wouldn't blow our cover!!

User I: Weeellll, she'd have read about it in Comms sooner or later. Besides, I'd have finished with her one of these days anyway. Worst.$@x.Evar.

User J: Right then! I want a DIVORCE too!

User A: Then get your own thread! This is ours!

User B: Yeah! And stop throwin' us off-topic!

 

Lmfao!!!

 

He tis a funny funny man that one!

 

ROTFLMFAO!!!!

... Yosh we're gonna have to kill Thrax now he's found out about our *cough*sideline*cough*

Oh... and BTW get your drunken ass over the to pickup point

 

Pickup point?
You haven't robbed a bank have you?

 

"... Yosh we're gonna have to kill Thrax now he's found out about our *cough*sideline*cough*"



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Riiight! I'll foookin' 'ave you, ya complete set o' bast'udz!!

 

Niether has Maggs now you mention it! I get worried when she behaves herself!

 

Waaahh! The link I posted to the picture of Mel B is gone!!

By the way, you lot who'd plot to take me down don't scare me in the least...

...Given that you'd do all your plotting here in this thread(and you know you would!), where I and the rest o' the FFUK can read it, it's not as if you'd have the element of surprise or take me anawares, now is it?!

 

Don't make fun!

Jeeves, fetch my duelling pistols.