FF:VIC Important Announcement

Shara and myself have decided to get e-married through these boards.
As a present for our union of ways Shara has given me permission to wipe out all existance of Huggard from these boards. The New Age with the so called Ice Queen shall flourish and truely bring about a New Age!
Join with us in our celebrations oh posters!

 

It's the least I can give you, after that unfortunate banning incident.

 

Thank you my sweet. I have learned and grown under your excellent tutorials.
I am your devoted Padiwan and e-soul mate

 

Congratulations!!!!

Good luck, Shara and Mixo - Mum and Dad.

Oh...didn't I tell you guys Mixo's my father?
That would make Vader Grandpa!!! What's old grandpappy have to say about all this?

 

Isn't he the one performing the ceremony? ?

 

Vader....Father...I would be honored if you did!

With our union i can feel my powers here growing stronger already.

 

Well I am a fully ordained Minister of the Universal Life Church.

So...do we have a date set?

 

There's something wrong with now? I'm here, Mixo's here, and P-o-T hasn't shown up to ruin everything yet.

 

True my love!!
I smell no Huggard anywhere.
No PoT, no RP, no any Huggard.

How rude!!!!

Perhaps they are in hiding from the power of our union and the results to follow?

 

They're right to tremble in fear.

 

Oh yes they must pay for their lack of respect to you, oh queen

oh beautiful and caring queen!

 

Dearly beloved...we are gathered her in the sight of our lord George...to wittness the joining of these to people in the binding relationship of holy e-matrimony.

Shara...do you take Mixo to be your lawfully wedded e-husband?

Do you promise to cherrish him, in viruses and in caps lock?

Do you promise to forsake all others and keep your kissy face smiley only unto him?

(Shara...say I do.)

 

I do, except for the kissy face - I reserve the right to use the kissy face smiley on anyone I want.

 

Very well.

and you...Sithlord-Mixo...do you take Shara82 as your lawfully wedded e-wife?

Do you promise to be nice to her, protect her, and not get yourself banned for at least 12 months?

Do you promise to post random message to multiple threads that mean nothing to anyone else but Lute and yourself?

and forsaking all others do you promise yourself only unto her for as long as you both shall e-live?

(will someone please wake the groom)

 

Of course i do!!!

 

I object, and shalt not hold my peace!

 

Very good.

By the powers vested in me by my State of Mental Health...I now pronounce you E-husband & E-wife....what the dark Lord has put together, let no man put assunder.

Mixo...you may PM the bride.

 

On what grounds do you do that? ?

 

Too late POT...it's a done deal now.

 

Too late PoT, the union is sealed!!

Now my Ice Queen and her army of New Agers will reak havoc

 

But not till after the e-Honeymoon.

 

Actually, P-o-T got in first, so nothing's official until after we've sorted out his objections.

 

We have already begun on our journey to Ballarat for a night to remember.

Sorry PoT

 

This is an illegal marriage! An objection was sited before the pronouncement, and ignored by the celibate, hence revoking any right the celibate has to pronounce a legally binding e-marriage!

I must be heard, or this union will NEVER be legal or sanctified by the holy e-powers to be!

 

None of you are listening to me, are you? P-O-T GOT IN FIRST!