***IMPORTANT*** Forum content standards discussion--FINAL DRAFT FOR REVIEW (12/14)

I was thinking more like...

(scene set up)...

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Child: Dad, [insert random name] was telling me that he caught his older brother having sex. But what is that?

Father: Well, son, um... *nervous chuckle* I think this is something for your mother to explain.

Child: She told me to come to you!

Father: Did she now?

Child: Yep.

Father: Oh gosh. Um, well, let's see... y'see, when a man and a woman get together, they, um. *mutters under breath* didn't they teach this at school?

Child: I fell asleep during that class.

Father: What?! You fell asleep?

Child: Sorry, Dad

Father: THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GROUNDED! Go to your room!

Child: Daaaaaaaad, you're changing the subject... I'm not leaving until I get an answer

Father: Well, here goes...

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From there, more nervousness and uncertainy and questions arise. I'd end it there, but it leaves it sort of unfulfilled, and I could really get more humor in it. But that's just me

 

JG.. I'm on "kinko's time" (work lunch break)

Sent PM with the Title (The Rocker Chair, Written August/September 2002)...

From what I see of the clarifacation all I can say is Well Done!!


*Very Proud DB*

 

On that note, it's up in the FAQ, and I think we're done. Yay us.