Introduce yerself!

Since there's quite a few folk around here that I don't know, I thought it was time for another "get to know your fellow posters" questionaire! Oooh, I can sense the excitement in the room!

Name:
Age:
Where are you from?
What are you doing on the Scottish board?
Favourite Star Wars episode:
Favourite Star Wars character:
If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose?
How's the weather?
Tea or coffee?
Irn Bru or Coca Cola?
Whisky or whiskey?
Last dream you remember:
Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied:
Last book you read:

 

Name: Claire
Age: 20
Where are you from? the wonderful town of Paisley. Shuttit!
What are you doing on the Scottish board? I came looking for fellow Scottish people who would understand me... I didn't find any...
Favourite Star Wars episode: Episode V
Favourite Star Wars character: Artoo!
If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose? Chimpanzee so I could sit in a tree and pick fleas out of my hair all day.
How's the weather? It's grey and cold out there...
Tea or coffee? Tea
Irn Bru or Coca Cola? Bru
Whisky or whiskey? Whisky of course
Last dream you remember: The one about people turning into robots and taking over the world...
Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied: A guy from school, you wouldn't know him...
Last book you read: Brother Nature by Robert Llewellyn

 

Name: Mike Struys
Age: 37
Where are you from? Toronto, Ontario, Canada

What are you doing on the Scottish board?
You folks know how to party !!

Favourite Star Wars episode:

Empire so far...

Favourite Star Wars character:

R2D2

If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose?

A Hawk

How's the weather?

Winter is coming to Toronto...

Tea or coffee?

Tea

Irn Bru or Coca Cola?

Coca Cola

Whisky or whiskey?

Whiskey

Last dream you remember:

My wife chasing me with an axe !!!

Most embarrassing person you've ever
fancied: I dont know

Last book you read: Dune

 

Name: Gordy
Age: 36
Where are you from? Glasgow, Scotland
What are you doing on the Scottish board? Amusing myself.
Favourite Star Wars episode: Predictably, Empire. But I am warming towards TPM.
Favourite Star Wars character: prequels Obi Wan
If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose? Rabbit
How's the weather? Pissing down
Tea or coffee? tea
Irn Bru or Coca Cola? Irn Bru
Whisky or whiskey? Both. In a bucket.
Last dream you remember: Last night?s, when I was setting up a haunted animal zoo on the moors near my parents? house.
Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied: not telling.
Last book you read: Ian M Banks? Against a Dark Background

 

Name: Cari
Age: 24
Where are you from? Indianapolis, IN, USA
What are you doing on the Scottish board? Amusing Mr. DankDonk
Favourite Star Wars episode: Empire, definitey
Favourite Star Wars character: *looks dreamily* Prequel Obi-Wan
If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose? a maramalade tabby kitty, of course. And if you couldn't guess that, you don't know me all that well.
How's the weather? Pretty gloomy, winter is coming to Indiana, and my sinuses are rearing for infection
Tea or coffee? Like the well caffinated lass I am, both of course.
Irn Bru or Coca Cola? Since I've never had the first one, Coca cola
Whisky or whiskey? Whiskey
Last dream you remember: It's been so long since I've remembered one, I ....well don't remember
Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied: Mr. Dank Donk....oh wait did I say that out loud? No there are much more embarassing people I could fancy, trust me.
Last book you read: The Ethnographic Interview by James Spradley

 

Name: Kostas (aka The Jedi Lord)
Age: .......must be 24
Where are you from? Syros island Greece!!!! (where else??)
What are you doing on the Scottish board? laughing at all you drunk Scots!
Favourite Star Wars episode: IV
Favourite Star Wars character: OT Obi-Wan
If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose?
How's the weather? It's not raining...
Tea or coffee? Tea please. thanks
Irn Bru or Coca Cola? Irn-Bru of course
Whisky or whiskey? What's the difference?
Last dream you remember: Some meteorites falling ay my island andspraeding this orange goo causing everyone to be sticky
Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied: Embarrassing person?
Last book you read: Immunobiology; the immune system in health and disease.

 

Some meteorites falling ay my island andspraeding this orange goo causing everyone to be sticky

Must be Bru meteors...

 

Nice one AZ!
LOL

 

Name:Frances
Age: 21 soon 22
Location: Aberdeen
What your doing at Scot frm nowt much
fave S/Wars Film:Ret of Jedi
Fave S/Wars Char Padme
Horse for the animal question
How is the Weather: pouring down
Tea/Coffee: Tea
Whisky/Whiskey: Whiskey
Irn Bru/Coke Cola Irn Bru
The Dream question: dreamt I waz marrying Mr D.D and Crazy Mike on the same day
Most Embarsing(sp): Nowt Saying

 

Name: Chris
Age: 20
Where are you from? Grimsby
What are you doing on the Scottish board? Lost
Favourite Star Wars episode: Empire
Favourite Star Wars character: Boba
If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose? Eagle
How's the weather? ******
Tea or coffee? Tea
Irn Bru or Coca Cola? Coke
Whisky or whiskey? Well it has to be Bruce's finest Whisky
Last dream you remember: bugger tough one, probably get me banned
Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied: Mrs Palm
Last book you read: Currently reading The secret life of the brain

 

Name: Claire
Age: 19
Where are you from? Erskine (bridge being suicide capital of scotland )
What are you doing on the Scottish board? Feeling homesick (i'm living in france)
Favourite Star Wars episode: ESB
Favourite Star Wars character: Vader
If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose? A taun taun
How's the weather? raining (no change there then)
Tea or coffee? tea
Irn Bru or Coca Cola? bru
Whisky or whiskey? neither, but partial to a glayva
Last dream you remember: i dont dream
Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied: Neil Buchannan, presenter of 'Art Attack'
Last book you read: One for my baby, Tony Parsons

 

Name: Toby Brown
Age: 28 on Wednesday
Where are you from? Paisley
What are you doing on the Scottish board? Erm, I?m Scottish and live in Scotland. Isn?t that enough?
Favourite Star Wars episode: V
Favourite Star Wars character: Yoda
If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose? The drummer from the Muppets.
How's the weather? Miserable, it always is in Glasgow
Tea or coffee? Tea
Irn Bru or Coca Cola? Irn Bru
Whisky or whiskey? Tennents Lager
Last dream you remember: Dunno
Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied: My ex boss - Hilda.
Last book you read: Some Dilbert book

sideshowtob

 

Sideshow !
:: points ::

look everybody, its Sideshow !

we've not seen him around here for a long time - a long time....

nice to see you, to see you...... nice

 

woohoo! unbanned! it's been six months - i have a full beard now and I'm starving - shoot the light hurts my eyes too....

well well, WT* is mrs DD? eh eh!

 

"WT* is MrsDD?"

MrsDD is me, boy. [face_sweettransvestite]

Now get on and fill out the 'introduce yirself' form before I have ta slap you into next week.....

 

Name: Stuart
Age: 25
Where are you from? England
What are you doing on the Scottish board? reveling in my new non-banned status
Favourite Star Wars episode: ESB
Favourite Star Wars character: han solo
If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose? something that lives somewhere warm and does nothing all day
How's the weather? chilly
Tea or coffee? both
Irn Bru or Coca Cola? cola if it has to be one of the 2
Whisky or whiskey? erm whats the difference? single malt tho
Last dream you remember: i can't tell u that!
Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied: Christine hamilton - still do though mmmmmmmmmm
Last book you read: `resurrection and moral order' oliver odonovan

 

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ladies and gentlemen, the lovely Christine Hamilton.....

Jinky, you is one sick individual

 

Name: CaSS

Age: 32

Where are you from? Glesga

What are you doing on the Scottish board? Cuz I'm the original member

Favourite Star Wars episode: 4

Favourite Star Wars character: Yoda

If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose? Monkey

How's the weather? Feckin awful

Tea or coffee? Both

Irn Bru or Coca Cola? Irn Bru of course

Whisky or whiskey? Whisky...any of you add the "E" I'll kick yer arse....and Gordy...I don't mean Ecstacy!

Last dream you remember:

Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied: Shakin Stevens (shuddit)

Last book you read: Husband for Real (Mills & Boon)

 

Hello, your favourite Scot in the USA taking the time to reply !!!!!

Name: malkie, Malcolm, Big Mal, Malc, Beggster
Age: 26.5
Where are you from? Aberdeen
What are you doing on the Scottish board? folk here kane fit I'm spicking aboot. Them yankee's hinna gota a fruiten clue.
Favourite Star Wars episode: Empire, with ATOC a close second (I enjoy it the more I see it)
Favourite Star Wars character: that green guard beastie thing that got eaten by the big beastie thing under Jabba's Palace.
If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose? Paul Daniels hair piece
How's the weather? aye chaffin
Tea or coffee? Cafe Latte, StarBucks, 24oz
Irn Bru or Coca Cola? Irn Bru (only yeh cannie get it ere)
Whisky or whiskey? fit dae ye mean ? You getting cleaver wee man ? I'll smack ya on da gob in mack ye greet
Last dream you remember: its been a while, but I think it involved Ally McCoist being burned at the stake with electrodes attached to his nipples
Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied: dunno
Last book you read: Hammer of God : Arthur C Clarke

for anyone who cares, I'm back in the UK on the 21st of December !!!! and back in Aberdeen on the 27th for drinkie-poos

malkie

 

So, what is the difference between whisky and whiskey?

 

Ones Oirish and ones Scots?

 

exactly right - with an 'e' its Oirish, or yank, cos they all like to pretend they-re Oirish.

are you passing through Glasgow on yir journey home at all Malkie? We may go drinking in yir honour.....

and Cass, Mills and Boon? really? your wish has come true already, you are truly a monkey

 

It's Oirish???

Really?

 

Obi's discovered a new mark-up code......