Introduce yerself!

Name: Verity
Age: 29, but not for much longer
Where are you from? Nottingham, Eng
What are you doing on the Scottish board? Well I read it often enough, though I may as well post
Favourite Star Wars episode: ESB / ROTS
Favourite Star Wars character: Wedge Antilles
If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose? Cat, sleep and eat, what a brilliant life, not sure about the licking my own bum part tho
How's the weather? Sunny
Tea or coffee? Coffee
Irn Bru or Coca Cola? I can I cant
Whisky or whisky? Vodka
Last dream you remember: I had to stop Jason Isaacs stealing from the hotel i was staying at
Last book you read: All the harry Potter books

 

Name: Lee
Age: 14
Where are you from: Manchester
What are you doing on the Scottish board: I decided to drop in a line
Favourite Star Wars episode: ROTJ
Favourite Star Wars character: Darth Maul
If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose: Python
How's the weather: Sunny
Tea or coffee: Tea
Irn Bru or Coca Cola: Coke
Whisky or whiskey: Both
Last dream you remember: Errrrr flying i think
Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied: My best mates Sister
Last book you read: HP: Half Blood Prince

 

Name: David
Age: 16 (17 in dacember)
Where are you from? Worcestershire, Eng
What are you doing on the Scottish board? just curiosity
Favourite Star Wars episode: ROTJ / ROTS
Favourite Star Wars character: Corran Horn/ Mara Jade
If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose? Falcon
How's the weather? over cast
Tea or coffee? tea
Irn Bru or Coca Cola? coca cola (hats the other one??)
Whisky or whisky? Real Ale
Last dream you remember: Im not saying.
Last book you read: Star Wars:The Cestus Deception
(its the last novel so far, ive read all the others )

 

Name: Rob
Age: 34
Where are you from? Derby, England
What are you doing on the Scottish board? Just dropped in to say hello. I'm half Scots so I thought someone would welcome me with open arms
Favourite Star Wars episode: ESB / ROTS
Favourite Star Wars character: Evil Anakin
If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose? Cat. I have 4 and I'd like to see humans from their point of view
How's the weather? grey and miserable
Tea or coffee? tea in the morning to wake me up, coffee in the afternoon to keep me awake
Irn Bru or Coca Cola? Irn bru
Whisky or whisky? You have to ask?
Last dream you remember: Something strange involving an aiport.
Last book you read: Hitch Hikers guide to the Galaxy

 

greeeeetings gentlemen.

you know, of course, that its traditional for new arrivals to buy a round.......

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Especially English new arrivals

 

one bottle and.... How many Straws?

 

Name: Tim
Age: 31 (nearly 32)
Where are you from? Southport, England
What are you doing on the Scottish board? Never been on here, so I decided to see how the Northern northerners are doing. Plus I will be near Scotland when I go up to Lindisfarne next Friday
Favourite Star Wars episode: ANH / ROTS
Favourite Star Wars character: Han Solo
If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose? Cat - they have a life of luxury, sleep all day, party all nite.
How's the weather? Not great.
Tea or coffee? Tea first thing, then coffee rest of the day
Irn Bru or Coca Cola? Coca Cola
Whisky or whisky? I am not frisky! Sorry, need to change my glasses
Last dream you remember: Was a weird one, in a ruined building looking out onto a ruined landscape, bit like Mars it was orange. And I was stuck with some survivors trying to work out what to do.
Last book you read: Dan Brown's "the Da Vinci Code"

 

Name: John
Age: 28
Where are you from? Tennessee, USA
What are you doing on the Scottish board? Seeing if some cool Scottish guy would send some beer my way. American beer is like water.
Favourite Star Wars episode: Jedi
Favourite Star Wars character: Obi-Wan
How's the weather? Frustrating
Tea or coffee? Tea
Irn Bru or Coca Cola? Guiness
Whisky or whiskey? Whiskey, and don't forget it.
Last dream you remember: Me and Angelina Jolie....
Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied: Myself
Last book you read: The Godfather Returns

 

Name: Jimi
Age: 19
Where are you from: Greenock
What are you doing on the Scottish board: its were im from
Favourite Star Wars episode: AOTC
Favourite Star Wars character: Obi Wan
If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose: A squirrel, love those little guys
How's the weather: Rainy as usual
Tea or coffee: Neither
Irn Bru or Coca Cola: The Bru
Whisky or whiskey: I'll have 10 of both thank you
Last dream you remember: beating up my mothers ex boyfriend
Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied: My 22 year old history teacher (she was mmm mmm good lookin)
Last book you read: Dune

By the way, cant afford Bucky, hows bout some White Lightnin?

 

Who is poor enough to like guiness over irn bru

 

an american by looks off it

 

welcome to Riddick, Mojo and Mr Bolton.

Riddick, d'ye know the Chalmers family of Greenock? their old man used to run the tent shop, all the kids are in bands and stuff?

Mojo. I sent you decent beer, as requested, but US customs were forced to blow it up cos the label had guy with a suspicious looking beard on it.
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Mr Bolton: I once drove to all the way to sunny southport on a cutdown vespa with a fat chap riding pillion, but I do remember it being a very nice place to lie on the grass and ease my backache with drink.

 

Name: Chris (The Ice Man) Whyte
Age: 18
Where are you from? Wales
What are you doing on the Scottish board? My dad is scottish
Favourite Star Wars episode: III
Favourite Star Wars character: Vader
If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose? Eagle, so i can go high into the skies
How's the weather? crap
Tea or coffee? neither
Irn Bru or Coca Cola? Cola
Whisky or whiskey? Whisky
Last dream you remember: Getting a girlfriend haha
Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied: my form techer in school, wow!!!!
Last book you read: My formula 1 encyclopedia which weighs 2 stone


hi scotland from the wretched hive

mr mojo has a problem

 

Whats the wretched hive like?

Any better than in here?

 

nah both the same...

all polite, which is nice

EDIT: a new question for this could whether your with the Empire or the rebels?

I have of course pledged myself to the empire

 

what?

try to be clearer

 

Lol, sounds like you had fun, glad you liked Southport
We have a lot of parks, a beach and pier, so it is really a tourist town above everything else.

 

EDIT: a new question for this could whether your with the Empire or the rebels?

I have of course pledged myself to the empire


sorry i ment. you could ask whether we are with the Empire or the Rebels

 

clearly the empire's preoccupation with conquering the known galaxy has somewhat taken its mind off the teaching of proper grammar in its schools.

 

Name: Chris
Age: 21
Where are you from? Richmond
What are you doing on the Scottish board? Thought i'd mosy on over. Never mosy'd anywhere before and thought this would be as gooda place as any.
Favourite Star Wars episode: 6
Favourite Star Wars character: hmmm, a toughy.
If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose? fish.
How's the weather? Cold
Tea or coffee? Tea, Earl Grey or Lemon
Irn Bru or Coca Cola? Diet coke not fat coke.
Whisky or whiskey? Whisky
Last dream you remember: Dirty
Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied: Nicola from girls Aloud.
Last book you read: Interview with the Vampire.

 

hello Ogli

I personally found the 'Interview with a vampire' books almost impossibly flowery. Historical melodrama dressed up in wampyr clothes.

 

hey dd, when the next part of the polis strike back going to be posted? a nation is depending on you man!!!!!!

 

True, DD, But then I also enjoy the likes of LotR and Dune. I just seem to enjoy ones written by overly intelectuall ppl.

 

hrmmmm

want to read 'intellectual', get one of the Ian M Banks sci-fi books.
'Consider Phlebas' is a good start point, or 'Excession'

very clever, very funny, very written by a Scottish guy.

as for "The Polis Strike Back", I'll get on with it when I no longer have to spend what little time I can spare here cleaning up after the weans.