Is Jawa juice made out of... Jawas???

I was wondering, what the heck is that Jawa juice, is it jawa milk? Is it made of liquified dead Jawas?

I find it rather disgusting

Any thoughts?

 

Put some Jawas in a blender, turn it on, and a minute later it's ready to serve. Yum!

 

Remember those dead jawas in ANH? What do you 3po was burning them for? A nice drink for Ben and Luke.

 

From sw.com

In the original script and most of the pre-release cuts of the film, WA-7 offers Obi-Wan Kenobi a cup of "ardees," a beverage named after Ardees Rabang Jundis, Assistant to Rick McCallum. For clarity's sake, though, the line was redone to offer "Jawa juice" in the finished print.

Here's the link. But that doesn't provide a definitive answer. The "Jawa" in Jawa Juice is hypertexted to the databank entry on Jawas.

 

Are French fries made out of French people?
Is Canadian bacon made from Canadians?

I'm pretty sure Jawas either invented Jawa Juice, or it was named after them for some other reason. I doubt it is made out of Jawas.

 

<<Are French fries made out of French people?>>

Yes

<<Is Canadian bacon made from Canadians?>>

Yes

 

Is Soylent Green made out of people?

wait....

 

Here you go...



Jawa Juice: this mixed, alcoholic drink was popular at the Bantha Traxx establishment on Lianna, during the height of the New Order. The origins of Jawa Juice can be traced to Dex's Diner, on the planet Coruscant, more than twenty years before the Battle of Yavin.






Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

this mixed, alcoholic drink was popular

Aha! Further proof that Obi-Wan WAS a boozer!

 

Did I say alcoholic? ?


I meant Alco Ho'Lic...it's a..um..


It's a planet. Yeah...a planet...



*looks around nervously* Uh..yeah..um..



OBI-WAN IS NOT A BOOZER!


*runs away*


Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

But it doesnn't answer the question

What is it made of?

It is alcoholic, so maybe it comes from the fermentation of dead Jawas.

If you have some Jawas, maybe you can brew your own Jawa Juice at home!

 

"Is Jawa juice made out of... Jawas???"

I would rather not think about it. Poor Jawas...

 

Interesting thoughts....



Hmmm....




Well, it is served in Dex's Diner....and Dex does seem big enough to squash the little buggers...




Actually, you have to figure, most of the patrons on Coruscant may not even know what a Jawa is, nevertheless care if they are squashed to make a....*gasp*...quality beverage....




*ponders* Wow..this really is an interesting topic...



Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Maybe you don´t have to blend a jawa. As Ken says, you could squeeze them and get the juice, then the juice can be fermented and/or distillated to make it alcoholic.

 

Clearly C-3PO had made the dead Jawas into Jawa juice while Luke found out that his uncle and aunt were dead.

Obi-Wan probably drank it all before he got back.

 

As Ken says, you could squeeze them and get the juice.

*Has thought of squeezing a Jawa through an orange juice maker*

Honestly though, if we assume that Jawa Juice is made out of Jawas...then is there such a thing as Ewok Juice?

-Bjork.

 

Do they have Jawa farms then? Or Ewok farms?How about shearing season on the Ewok farm? What DOES a shaved Ewok look like?

 

If they drink the juice, do they eat the meat as well?

 

Hmmm...you have to wonder...


What did old Ben and Luke really do with those dead Jawas they found shot up by Stormtroopers?




Interesting...



Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Perhaps they made nice new boots out of them.

 

Could a Jawa become a Jedi?

 

Hey, take a look at this....



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Image Link




Now, is it just me, or do those "Inspection Panels" (directly under the "Loading Dock Hatch") look just like Gatorade containers? ?



Perhaps when a fellow Jawa dies, the rest of the pack squashes them into Jawa Juice, and then store it in containers on their Sandcrawler?


They may even trek into town to sell it to cantinas and such...make a quick buck.


Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Yes Jawas can be Jedi...take a look..



[image=http://www.darthfergie.com/JawaJediMaster.gif]


[image=http://www.darthfergie.com/Matial_Jawa.jpg]


[image=http://www.darthfergie.com/SandJawa.jpg]


[image=http://www.darthfergie.com/JawaJediSmall.jpg]


[image=http://www.darthfergie.com/JawaMaster.GIF]




Interestingly enough all of them have Purple lightsabers....


...come to think of it, the only other Jedi with a purple saber is Mace Windu...



Perhaps purple lightsabers are reserved only for use of Jawas...


And maybe, just maybe, Mace uses one because he is a... *gasp* ...



Overgrown Jawa!




Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

LOL KenKenobi!!

 

I mean, really, come on....perhaps he is an overgrown Jawa!


I mean, you have to figure, we've never seen a Jawa's face...so we can't rule it out entirely.



Take a look at the similarities in this comparison:


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No wonder he relates so well with Yoda!

[image=http://massassi.yavin4.com/sw_img/e2coru83.jpg]


He knows what it's like to be a little person, being born into a midget Jawa family himself!





Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day