This is just fluffy fun. The Bulwer-Lytton contest is a competition to come up with the worst possible first lines for novels never written. It's named after the man who wrote a book starting with "It was a dark and stormy night." Well, this will be just a fun forum to write the worst possible first lines of fanfics never written. There are no restrictions on word limit or genre as long as it is one sentence and is not violating TOS. Brownie points will be given to those who then use someone else's sentence in a fanfic.