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JCC [It's Always Smokey in California] I have a crush on a waitress.

Discussion in 'Community' started by Darth Guy, Sep 15, 2020.

  1. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    I got some takeout and she complimented my Medicare for All bumper sticker. I'm so starved for face-to-face interaction with women that I immediately proposed to her.
     
  2. Princess_Tina

    Princess_Tina Chosen One star 6

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    She'd be a lucky gal.
     
  3. DarthIntegral

    DarthIntegral Baseball Draft Commish star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  4. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Is this the new I met a girl at Target thread? :p

    Wait, is that even a relevant reference anymore?
     
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  5. Princess_Tina

    Princess_Tina Chosen One star 6

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    It is for me! :p
     
  6. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    That’s going to be such a meet-cute cliche in future historical romances.

    She was waitress, struggling to make ends meet in a crashing economy. He was a lonely advocate of the public option in healthcare reform. Never in her wildest dreams did she imagine he would set her world on fire, by using pyrotechnics at a gender reveal party in California, in September, during the Great Climate Change Drought...
    — “
    That Dry, Dry Summer of Love”
    by Ben Shapiro XV
     
  7. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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  8. Point Given

    Point Given Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    You should bring her on the triple date with Punk and Priti Patel and myself and Penny Mordaunt.
     
  9. a star war

    a star war JCC Basketball Draft Host star 4 VIP - Game Host

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    she's at work leave her alone
     
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  10. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk Force Ghost star 6

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    Pfft, lefty can serve us fries on our way to the ski trip
     
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  11. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

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    Ask her how she feels about Billy Naehs.
     
  12. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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  13. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    Ok but what did you order??
     
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  14. AutumnLight91

    AutumnLight91 Jedi Master star 4

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    I had to see if this was real. It is.
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    The synopsis: A young congresswoman falls in love with a daring masked protestor in Seattle, Washington. After encountering him at a non-violent burning down of a federal building she can't tell what is hotter, the fire or her feelings developing for him.

    To be fair, its easy to jump on anything and make a trendy romance book out if it. But this is almost too good to be true. I almost want to buy it.

    Seriously, almost. Its seems that ridiculous to read.

    Pride & Prejeduce & Zombies, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters, My Antifa Lover.

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    But whats next in this weird romance novella?
    1. The Confederate and the Hippie: an unlikely friendship forms when a left wing new age college girl has to take an internship with a neoconfederate for a science class. And its not just beakers heated at 350 degrees Fahrenheit that starts to boil over.

    2. Handcuffs and Donuts: An unlikely romance blooms between a police protester and a policeman that she's protesting against
     
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  15. Darth_Duck

    Darth_Duck Force Ghost star 4

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  16. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk Force Ghost star 6

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    DG, earlier today
     
  17. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Damn it, Vivec, I've been saving that exact same image for just the right moment! I admit I have no idea what "the right moment" might be for "My Antifa Lover: A Riot of the Heart," but it's out there somewhere. Waiting. And now I've been ninja'ed. >:0

    @AutumnLight91 -- Go to Amazon and do a search on "Chuck Tingle." You'll have taken your first step into a larger world.
     
  18. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Rangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Are we all invited to the wedding?
     
  19. Bacon164

    Bacon164 Siavor of the JCC star 7 VIP - Game Winner

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    Congrats!!
     
  20. Zapdos

    Zapdos Force Ghost star 5

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    i cant make it sorry. honeymoon here tho. it wont be weird that i join you.
     
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  21. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    I have always wanted to see the fjords of my ancestral homeland.
     
  22. KnightWriter

    KnightWriter Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    First thing I thought of when I saw the title. Given that that thread was posted eighteen years ago, maybe this one is its offspring.
     
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  23. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    If that thread is 18 years old, it better be voting for Biden.
     
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  24. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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  25. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Chosen One star 9

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    Will you take her to the Cheesecake Factory and tell her of the waters of your homeworld?