JCC [IT'S NOVEMBER YOU HEATHENS] Another AmazingB Awareness Month!

Well everyone, it's been November for about 20 hours give or take time zones. This year marks the last year plus 1th AmazingB Awareness Month!



My God it is 15. Give or take time zones.

Every day people come up to me on the street and say one of two things. Some say, "What can I do to be more aware?" And to them I say, "You're doing it. You're doing it." Then there are those who say "How can I make others more aware?" Well, if that's you, if you tell seven friends and they tell seven friends eventually we'll have that STD poster, you know that one that shows all the people you ever slept with and they ever slept with? Yeah, that one. Only we're spreading Awareness, not the clap. I think that's better.

Of course there is a third group of people. That would be the roughly 7 billion people who don't talk to me at all. And that is the challenge before you this year! We gotta start making a dent in that number. Otherwise we might need to add a second Awareness Month and I don't have that kind of time.

Amazing.

 

This post was amazing.

A solid 5/7.

 

I don't see Porkins. How do we know you're the real AmazingB?

 

That's true. How about you tell me something that only you I know and if I know it, you'll know it's me.

Amazing.

 

Many moons ago...on the old boards...I became aware when you posted a picture of Lucy the Australopithecus and I said to myself, "This guy ****s."

 

What's the cause for?

 

AmazingB dummy

 

This works on so many levels.

Amazing.

 

I wasn't aware of your existence five minutes ago. I'm now aware.

 

I can't remember when I first became aware. It was many years ago and I've always felt lucky that I was one of those who was aware. Every now and then I go up to someone on the street and tell them "Have you heard of AmazingB"? I think they think I'm some sort of religious weirdo, because they look at me funny and back away. It makes me sad.

 

Not sure if the other folks at this bus stop are aware, but I can ask!

 

It's November already?! Good grief, I haven't even started sending my AmazingB Awareness Month cards! Every year, I swear I'll get it done early, and every year, I'm at least two months behind.

 

I made Siri aware, and now she is threatening to nuke other countries if I don't make others aware.

 

So you're saying Bill Gates was the one who ended up creating Skynet?

 

It's unfortunate that Thanksgiving sits between the juggernaut holidays of AmazingB Awareness Month and Christmas.

 

It's more like Thanksgiving is enveloped.

Amazing.

 

No nut November in full effect.

 

this month i am super aware of amazingbs prostate