JCC [itt] punchlines ONLY

why do you ask, two dogs ****ing?

 

Scotland? I didn't even know her!

 

Bazinga!

 

You know what they say: if Ausch-wishes were fishes...!

 

and the other one is a cunning array of stunts.

 

"You should have asked me harder questions!"

 

The caBOOse.

 

And the sign reads: AMERICAN AIRLINES -- WE FLY YOU RIGHT TO YOUR OFFICE!

 

The skid marks are in front of the skunk.

 

Rupert the Fridge.

 

The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has got to go!

 

And the professor says "that's no hydroxyl ion, that's my wife!"

 

To get to the other side!

 

And the Andorian said, "That's not my antenna!"

 

And the Pope says, those aren't buoys.

 

It was a shi tzu.

 

the breakfast was my idea.

 

my penis

 

Oh, that's our shortstop!

 

And so I said to him, "What do I look like, a duck?"

 

And so the penguin says, "Dude, he's not an eggplant, he's retarded".