itt stuff happens

what we got here is an old fashioned sockception.

 

cindy jumped over the sleeper car! mewlers gave birth to healthy kittens!! fredo broke my heart!!!

 

If you counter a sockception, is it a contraception?

 

CRAZY FRIDAY!

 

omg it's totally crazy friday. i just need to go sleep for about five hours then it's on.

sleeping qualifies as stuff, you can look it up.

 

Anything that burns calories counts as something.

 

I'm wasting time

 

thomas just bludgeoned a draugr deathlord to death! not bad for first thing in the morning.

 

margaret snitched on paul! a baby sang the blues!

 

If I don't see robots in this thread in the next 5 minutes, I'm going to smite it with Nerf Thor hammer.

Thou hast been warned!

 

I've been exceedingly patient with this thread and its promises of robots.

Now, with nary a robot in sight (except the robot chick I built, but that doesn't count because I had to make her myself out of discarded tuna fish cans and my wife's defunct hard drive), the generous fountain of my patience runs dry.

I smite thee.

HAH! Takest thou that unto thee for thyself.

 

but i don't like robots. i only like robocops.

 

yeah, this thread could use some more robocops.

 

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That robot could do a better job at point guard for the Lakers than what they have currently.


Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed.

 

I'm going to assume that's a really cutting jibe at an American sports team and laugh accordingly.

 

a robocop could guard a point, dunk every basket, and arrest every performance enhancing drug-using player on the court with no problem at all.

 

Your assumption is correct, Everton.


Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed.

 

At last, a robot! I hereby revoke my smitings previously delivered.

I'll come back and check for more every two pages. Without a regular supply of robots (which includes terminators but NOT ROBOCOPS) this thread will feel the wrath of my Nerf Thor Hammer a thousand-fold.

I have spoken.

 

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This robot is good enough to be the Dodgers #3 pitcher this season. No injuries to worry about, just oil to get rid of rust.

 

enough with these robots gosh!

just now this guy coughed directly on his library card before he handed it to me! it was wet! they don't make tubs of hand sanitizer big enough for these situations.

 

Why don't you just use a sink and some soap to wash your hands?

 

i did that too but i'm still pretty sure i have the plague now.

 

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dancing robocops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!