JCC ITT Tell us how you use your library card

I use mine in private, because a library card to me is a personal thing.

 

I use it to make lines.

 

of drugs? I always knew there was something off about you, OZK. I'm sorry to hear you've gone in that direction, I hope you get the help you need.

 

Some people have buttsex.

Other people do drugs.

And some people do both at the same time.

Don't judge.

 

I'm not one to judge, I just think that if you're doing drugs you might get judged by the gov'ment.

 

Varouj lets me borrow his.

 

I use it to check out books!!

 

Borrow your library card lol.

 

I use mine in public, but fear not for it is laminated.

 

It's good that you use protection. Always best to be safe.

 

I use it rarely. While I love libraries, I prefer owning books to borrowing them.

 

I don't know how to take that.

 

Buttsex used to be illegal too.

 

I use mine as a safety sheild against aggresive well read hobos.

 

the good old days, when popes were popes and nazis were nazis and never the twain shall meat except occassionally to nod approvingly at one another all "'sup?" in a game-recognize-game sort of fashion, preferably over the smouldering remains of ethno-religious minorities

 

I'm not one to judge. I'm just saying that any interaction between butts and library cards sounds like it'll end badly for both.

 

What's a library card? Is that the same thing as my Amazon Prime account?

EDIT: PS - I just channeled my inner-Jello, didn't I?

 

I attach it to my key chain and use it to borrow books from the library. I choose to purchase a very small number of titles. I prefer to borrow most of the books I read.

 

Yes! Another obsessive paper-saver who hates the feel of new books and stockpiling them on a shelf, never to be touched or read again.

Although we could probably save the environment more just by purchasing e-books instead.

 

i pull mine out every once in a while. rather than personally use it, however, i prefer to put it in the hands of librarians.

 

And a trip to the emergency room and the possiblity of being one of the stories told on "The Untold Stories of the E.R."

 

Yeah. I don't use my library card, since our libraries suck so badly that I buy all of my books with Amazon Prime.


EDIT -- Unless you mean my SELU Student ID, which can be used as a library card....and a debit card, campus gym membership card, lab key card, etc.

 

most libararies have an interlibrary loan service where you can borrow books from all over the country. check it out sometime!

 

I use mine as Bullseye uses playing cards, to kill my enemies.