JCC [ITT] The thread you post in if you want me to do you a thing and then I do you a thing.

Do Ender now.

 

ooohh do me

 

I'm in

 

I have done you an impressionistic charicaturism of your pupper:

 

Your spirit animal is the thorn bug:


Because while you may have a hard, scary exterior which a lot of people might find intimidating, inside you're actually a horrifying, deceitful monster!

 

I would like to be done.

 

Your new signature drink is an Infected Whitehead Shot:


Simply mix vodka, bloody mary mix, and cottage cheese, and you're on your way to a great time! Reminiscing has never been easier than with the infected whitehead shot to help jog your memory of the horribly awkward days of adolescence! Salut!

Your new familiar is Sansifer, the evil squirrel mage:


Though she is diminutive and adorable and will heed your every order, she is capable of great evil, and must be watched over at all times, lest she slip free of your control and wreak unspeakable evil upon the countryside!

 

I would like to sign up in a list for some sort of designation.

 

I have done for you a portrait:

 

That's beautiful. I think I love you.

 

did you make this? it looks exactly like my dog

 

Me, me, me.

 

is do.

 

Can I sign up twice?

 

i am a little jealous that everyone is getting cool new avatars. not that i don't appreciate my new theme song, it is great.

 

good hinting, tom. let's see if it worked

 

A star war gave you a boatload of new avatars, as long as you use Google Image Search.

 

What about me?

 

I found this apple in the dumpster behind a 7-11:


Enjoy!

 

Your essential copy of a VHS tape is The Truth About Cats and Dogs:

 

You got Colon Cancer

Because even if you weren't a malignant growth that no one would ever want to be around, you'd still be a butt.


JTS EDIT: That was revolting