JCC [ITT WE HALP] The OZK Relief Fund

So guys, as I'm sure you've noticed, there's a certain member of the JCC that is in distress. As it happens that distress is obvious to everyone but the member in question, and its becoming clear that he cannot take action to rectify the situation himself. So I think its time to take matters into our own hands. If you consider the signs and symptoms, I think the diagnosis presents itself:

Let's get OZK laid! If every member of the JCC pitched in just five cents (maybe we could even borrow money from Montie's yach fund?) I'm sure we could find some nice girl who didn't care about the horrible mutilation of OZK's genitals to give him the business, and then maybe, just maybe, he would finally shut up about his junk and how self-aware he is about it.

Can't well all get together and stretch our budgets to help relieve this poor member in distress?

He's getting enough attention as it is.

 

i can throw a bone his way, if it gets him to shut up about it.

 

I'm sure I could lend a hand.