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Dailies: the end of the earth. Featuring a sadistic @poor yorick destroying all we hold dear.



This is 12 minutes in, I can get the whole first 12 minutes finished, but I'm missing
- one line by Xeiah
- somebody who will do the Cynthia Fitzmelton monologue

 

If you send me the script for Cynthia I’ll take a look at it

 

I'm totally blown away by how good this sounds. Fantastic effects, and @poor yorick is doing amazing work.

 

I see you read my Senate posts.

Thanks again for all your work, Watto! I’ll try to get Xeiah to record again tonight.

 

Punk, don't weasel your way out of this. You're Eddie.

 

So... what could I be? I'll give it a shot. Just need instructions on how to submit and stuff

 

You could take some of the empty slots:

ROLL CALL
Arthur Dent: Chewgumma
Ford Prefect: Xeiah
Prosser: poor yorick
Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz: poor yorick
Lady Cynthia Fitzmelton: a star war
The barman: Leona
Eddie the computer: Darth Punk
Vogon Guard: poor yorick
Marvin: SuperWatto
Zaphod Beeblebrox: SuperWatto
Trillian: solojones
Slartibartfast: tom
Deep Thought: Leona
Majikthise: Ramza
The cheerleader: ...
First computer programmer: SuperWatto
Bang Bang: Leona
Shooty: poor yorick
Second computer programmer: ...
Vroomfondel: poor yorick
Frankie Mouse: tom
Benjy Mouse: SuperWatto
Garkbit the Waiter: tom
Zarquon the Prophet: SuperWatto
Max Quordlepeen: ...
'B' Ark Number One: Leona
'B' Ark Number Two: SuperWatto
Hagunenonn: ...
Underfleet Commander: tom
Hairdresser: Leona
Management consultant: ...
Captain: tom
The Caveman: Ramza
Marketing Girl: ...
Gag Halfrunt: Leona
Arcturan #1: ...
Arcturan Captain: Rylo Ken
Radio voice: Rylo Ken
Receptionist: Rylo Ken
Lift: Rylo Ken
Frogstar Robot: ...
Air Traffic Controller: Ramza
Roosta: ...
Frogstar Prison Relation Officer: ...
Gargra Varr: poor yorick
The Ventilation System: tom
The Nutrimat Machine: Rylo Ken
Zaphod Beeblebrox The Fourth: ...
Bird One: ...
Bird Two: SuperWatto
The Footwarrior: ...
The Wise Old Bird:LLintilla (and her clones):
The film commentator: tom
The Computeach: Ramza
The Pupil: SuperWatto
Hig Hurtenflurst: Leona
Varntvar the Priest: Darth Punk
The Allitnils: ...
Poodoo: ..
Airline stewardess: ...
Autopilot: SuperWatto
Zarniwoop: soitscometothis
The man in the shack: tom

 

lol this is actually quite impressive.

 

I probably should be, but I don't know if my technical prowess is good enough. Oh, hell, okay, I will. Let me pick a few from the open slots.

 

ROLL CALL
Arthur Dent: Chewgumma
Ford Prefect: Xeiah
Prosser: poor yorick
Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz: poor yorick
Lady Cynthia Fitzmelton: a star war
The barman: Leona
Eddie the computer: Darth Punk
Vogon Guard: poor yorick
Marvin: SuperWatto
Zaphod Beeblebrox: SuperWatto
Trillian: solojones
Slartibartfast: tom
Deep Thought: Leona
Majikthise: Ramza
The cheerleader: ...
First computer programmer: SuperWatto
Bang Bang: Leona
Shooty: poor yorick
Second computer programmer: ...
Vroomfondel: poor yorick
Frankie Mouse: tom
Benjy Mouse: SuperWatto
Garkbit the Waiter: tom
Zarquon the Prophet: SuperWatto
Max Quordlepeen: ...
'B' Ark Number One: Leona
'B' Ark Number Two: SuperWatto
Hagunenonn: ...
Underfleet Commander: tom
Hairdresser: Leona
Management consultant: ...
Captain: tom
The Caveman: Ramza
Marketing Girl: ...
Gag Halfrunt: Leona
Arcturan #1: Rogue1-and-a-half
Arcturan Captain: Rylo Ken
Radio voice: Rylo Ken
Receptionist: Rylo Ken
Lift: Rylo Ken
Frogstar Robot: Rogue1-and-a-half
Air Traffic Controller: Ramza
Roosta: ...
Frogstar Prison Relation Officer: ...
Gargra Varr: poor yorick
The Ventilation System: tom
The Nutrimat Machine: Rylo Ken
Zaphod Beeblebrox The Fourth: Rogue1-and-a-half
Bird One: Rogue1-and-a-half
Bird Two: SuperWatto
The Footwarrior: ...
The Wise Old Bird:LLintilla (and her clones):
The film commentator: tom
The Computeach: Ramza
The Pupil: SuperWatto
Hig Hurtenflurst: Leona
Varntvar the Priest: Darth Punk
The Allitnils: ...
Poodoo: ..
Airline stewardess: ...
Autopilot: SuperWatto
Zarniwoop: soitscometothis
The man in the shack: tom

 

Sorry for the double post, but I decided I wanted to do the second computer programmer. Is it weird that I'm picking my parts based on who I'm going to get to act with even though it's all going to be done separately? But, seriously, playing a computer programmer opposite Watto? Gotta do it.

ROLL CALL
Arthur Dent: Chewgumma
Ford Prefect: Xeiah
Prosser: poor yorick
Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz: poor yorick
Lady Cynthia Fitzmelton: a star war
The barman: Leona
Eddie the computer: Darth Punk
Vogon Guard: poor yorick
Marvin: SuperWatto
Zaphod Beeblebrox: SuperWatto
Trillian: solojones
Slartibartfast: tom
Deep Thought: Leona
Majikthise: Ramza
The cheerleader: ...
First computer programmer: SuperWatto
Bang Bang: Leona
Shooty: poor yorick
Second computer programmer: Rogue1-and-a-half
Vroomfondel: poor yorick
Frankie Mouse: tom
Benjy Mouse: SuperWatto
Garkbit the Waiter: tom
Zarquon the Prophet: SuperWatto
Max Quordlepeen: ...
'B' Ark Number One: Leona
'B' Ark Number Two: SuperWatto
Hagunenonn: ...
Underfleet Commander: tom
Hairdresser: Leona
Management consultant: ...
Captain: tom
The Caveman: Ramza
Marketing Girl: ...
Gag Halfrunt: Leona
Arcturan #1: Rogue1-and-a-half
Arcturan Captain: Rylo Ken
Radio voice: Rylo Ken
Receptionist: Rylo Ken
Lift: Rylo Ken
Frogstar Robot: Rogue1-and-a-half
Air Traffic Controller: Ramza
Roosta: ...
Frogstar Prison Relation Officer: ...
Gargra Varr: poor yorick
The Ventilation System: tom
The Nutrimat Machine: Rylo Ken
Zaphod Beeblebrox The Fourth: Rogue1-and-a-half
Bird One: Rogue1-and-a-half
Bird Two: SuperWatto
The Footwarrior: ...
The Wise Old Bird:LLintilla (and her clones):
The film commentator: tom
The Computeach: Ramza
The Pupil: SuperWatto
Hig Hurtenflurst: Leona
Varntvar the Priest: Darth Punk
The Allitnils: ...
Poodoo: ..
Airline stewardess: ...
Autopilot: SuperWatto
Zarniwoop: soitscometothis
The man in the shack: tom

 

Where do I even get a script for this?

 

The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
https://epdf.pub/queue/original-hitchhikers-radio-scripts872b6c7796853ff766b7ba39d983a52769977.html

 

-2 Hodor

 

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Ok. It's been awhile since I've done any type of voice work, but who is Poodoo and the Allitnils? What are they supposed to sound like? Any direction? I haven't accepted those roles yet, but I'm trying to figure out options here.

 

You’ll get three points on the back end, after international rights are negotiated, obviously. It’s goes without stating it’s 2 points from the Chinese market.

poodoo is an intense version of Lenny Bruce, but left leaning with an underlying right-wing quirkiness.

Allitnis is a self aware feminist monk, the take no prisoners kind, who enjoys everything you would assume a monk would not enjoy. And she has a twin brother.

...go

 

Twelve?
Let's just finish part one first.

I need a line from @Xeiah and I think @a star war is going to try Cynthia. Once we got that, we're off into space.

The Cynthia bit is accompanies by boos and taunts. Ken has recorded some (muffled) boos. So:

OPEN CALL
Can everyone shout "boo" and "go away" or anything like it, and send that to jedicouncilsoundcloud@gmail.com?

 

I'll have an attempt in no later than Sunday. Probably. I hope.

 

I was getting so excited last night reading over my lines that I was like, "I'm going to go and record ALL OF THESE TOMORROW AND I'M GOING TO DO THREE DIFFERENT TAKES OF EACH LINE SO THE DIRECTOR WILL HAVE OPTIONS IN EDITING." And then I was like, well, maybe I should wait until he gets to the the parts I'm in. Probably best to only post audio once you're in whatever section the audio goes to; otherwise the SoundCloud account will get cluttered.

But now that I've actually signed up and gotten excited, you are required to finish this. I need to be in another play, I think. I'm way too excited about this now.

 

@SuperWatto —Sorry Xeiah and I have been slow off the mark. Every day appears to be a string of minor crises now. I’ll text her what you need done, though.