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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Emperor Ferus, May 18, 2020.

  1. Emperor Ferus

    Emperor Ferus Chosen One star 7

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    The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.
     
  2. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    I need to recharge my batteries between jobs. Right now my batteries are sitting in a corner crying their eyes out, and my get-up-and-go has got up and gone without leaving a forwarding address.
     
  3. Emperor Ferus

    Emperor Ferus Chosen One star 7

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    I can understand not being as pricey as Percy or Jason, but am I worth two, three Franks?
     
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  4. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    A lot of people are going to get hurt tomorrow. All we can do is stand in the way of that and say, "Not them. Me. If you need to hurt someone, hurt me."
     
  5. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    Call me Ishmael.
     
  6. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    And I'm Malfoy. Draco Malfoy.
     
  7. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    They have debauched my sloth!
     
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  8. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Anyone can make an error, but that error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. The error has now been corrected. You may begin training a replacement.
     
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  9. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    There's not a moment to lose.
     
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  10. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Tell them this is where our final victory over the Rebellion begins.
     
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  11. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Run like fun for the nearest horizon. It won't do any good, but it should take your mind off the horror to come.
     
  12. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    "This short watch that is about to come, or rather these two short watches--why are they called dog watches? Where, heu, heu, is the canine connection?'
    "Why,' said Stephen, 'it is because they are curtailed of course.”
     
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  13. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    For the cat is cryptic, and close to strange things which men cannot see. He is the soul of antique Aegyptus, and bearer of tales from forgotten cities in Meroe and Ophir. He is the kin of the jungle’s lords, and heir to the secrets of hoary and sinister Africa. The Sphinx is his cousin, and he speaks her language; but he is more ancient than the Sphinx, and remembers that which she hath forgotten.
     
  14. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    Glamdring glittered white in answer.
     
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  15. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    He is surer of finding the way home in a blind night than the cats of Queen Beruthiel.
     
  16. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain!
     
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  17. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Can you run? I think not!
     
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  18. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    "Well, I'm back," he said.
     
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  19. MotivateR5D4

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    Maman died today.
     
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  20. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous vermin.
     
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  21. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 4

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    At times, his insanely reckless manner pushes him into situations from which only his foolhardy courage can save him.
     
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  22. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Just trying to brighten the conversation with humor, Sithy. You need to cheer up.
    Slicing your spine into coasters would cheer me. May I?
    Gotta go with 'no' on that one.
     
  23. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
     
  24. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    "This is ridiculous. I look like the Games Workshop version of a Jedi Knight."
     
  25. Emperor Ferus

    Emperor Ferus Chosen One star 7

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    How long does Uncle Luke need to sleep? One Jedi night!
     
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