Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

What a filthy job!
Could be worse.
How?
Could be raining.

 

It could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience.

 

Even meaner, you mean it?
Worse than the widows and orphans you drowned?

 

I'm glad you asked because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan.

 

I'm not a comic book villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my masterstroke to you if there were even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome? I triggered it thirty-five minutes ago.

 

I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.

 

They say you have a monstah here. They say your lands are cursed. I am Beowulf and I'm 'ere to kill your monstah.

 

They say he can't be killed. They say he drinks blood. They say...

 

Needles. Yuck.
Well, they need my blood. I have a very rare blood type. I'm A. B. positive.
Really? I'm I. B. positive. I be positive they ain't touching me with no needle.

 

Blood or mud, the boy is an intruder and we have rules about intruders.

 

Kiss the pavement goodbye, gentlemen! When I'm finished with you, you'll have mud in places you didn't know you had.

 

Ladies don't start fights, but they can finish them.

 

When a cold wind blows it chills you,
Chills you to the bone,
But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart,
Like years of being alone,
It paints you with indifference like a lady paints with rouge,
And the worst of the worst,
The most hated and cursed,
Is the one that we call Scrooge.

 

Twist the bones and then the back
Trim him of his baby fat
Give him fur as black as black, just...like...this.

 

The child ... starts to shrink.
The child ... starts to ... grow fur.
Starts ... growing a tail.
All this happens in precisely 25 seconds!
Shrinking more.
The child ... is no longer a child.
The child ... is a mouse!

 

Are we men or are we mice?
Mice!

 

I am not a rat!
Of course, you're not. You're a mouse. A very big mouse!

 

Ah, the rat! So it has a name. It had a name.

 

I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.

 

It is I, Gazeem, a humble thief.

 

Baggins! Thief! Curse it and crush it, we hates it forever!

 

"It's injustice I hate, not the Normans."

 

Persuade your devoted Lord Poseidon to let loose the Kraken on the city. Let the Kraken destroy Joppa as it destroyed Argos. I demand justice!
Justice .... or revenge?

 

We have the right to preserve our race.
Do you have the right to commit murder?

 

Ah, Kirk, my old friend. Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold in space.