Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

I know you know! I got it! I got the concept.

 

Twelve percent? HAHAHA!
That's a fake laugh.
It's real!
Totally fake!
That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life because THAT IS NOT A PLAN!
It's barely a concept.

 

You want the hand of Midas, Saluk? Then take it!

 

I already have.

 

You already have, Luke.

 

You're who?

 

Well, Mongo ain't exactly a "who". He's more of a "what".

 

Who disturbs my slumber?

 

Do forgive me for butting in, but I have a bet with my daughter here, that you're Hercules Porridge, the famous French sleuth.
Not quite. I am Hercule Poirot, the famous Belgian sleuth.

 

What was that name again?
Hercules.

 

Nice going, Jerkules.

 

My answer is two words! O...kay!

 

Two words - I am retired!

 

Then you retire.

 

It's time to retire. Feel free to drop in.

 

Let her go.
Very poor choice of words.

 

"Book smart, so read."

 

I didn't know you could read.

 

I was elected to lead, not to read.

 

"Nanue! Monster is nom-nom!"

 

A wolf remains a wolf, even if it has not eaten your sheep.

 

Boy, do I feel sheepish.

 

Four legs gooood, two legs baaaad!

 

Always two there are, no more, no less.

 

Two heads are better than one.