Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Kill me? But why would he want to do that?

 

I would certainly like to.

 

That's your uncle talking.

 

It's outrageous! Why, you won't believe what they tried to do to your poor Uncle Waldo.

 

That is why you fail.

 

"How can anybody whack a bird with a cork?"
"These guys aren't just anybody, they're good."

 

It's not just a spaceship. It's a Transformer!

 

I like pink very much, Lois.

 

He looks blue.
I say brownish gold.
No, I mean he's depressed.

 

What are you doing now?
I'm averting my eyes, O Lord.
Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms — they're so depressing. Now, knock it off!

 

He has my father's eyes.
Gomez, take them out of his mouth.

 

These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them.

 

I lied.

 

I dare anything!

 

Yes, she's very nice. No, she does not work at the station. She's a ... she's a ... a therapist.

 

When you used to tell me that you chase tornadoes, deep down I always just thought it was a metaphor.

 

Never better.

 

Stupid fat hobbitses

 

You've been into Farmer Maggot's crop!

 

But what about second breakfast?

 

"How can you think of food at a time like this?"

 

Hey! We absolutely are not going!

 

"Going...going...gone."

 

Wha ... well, by Jove. Kay, he's gone.
Huh. Good riddance.
I am gone, but then, I am not gone. Then if I do leave, you can never be sure that I am gone, can you?

 

So make like a tree and get out of here.