Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Is long way?

 

If we cannot go over the mountain, let us go under it. Let us go through the Mines of Moria.

 

You fool! You fail to realize that with your armor gone, my ship will tear through yours like tissue paper!
And what you fail to realize is my ship is dragging mines!

 

Gandalf the White. Gandalf the Fool! Does he seek to humble me with his newfound piety?

 

Well, you know my name, although you don't remember I belong to it; I am Gandalf! And Gandalf means ... me.

 

The hour is late and Gandalf the Grey rides to Isengard, seeking my counsel.

 

If you're looking for my professional opinion as ship's Counselor ... he's nuts.

 

I don't do impressions. My field is in psychiatry.

 

I answer to Grissom, not to psychos.

 

I can handle Valentine and his men.

 

It was the Dukes! It was the Dukes!
You're a dead man, Valentine!

 

The Duke of Buckingham rules England the way the Cardinal rules France.

 

OK, men, to action!
We surrender!
No, not that one, you idiots! The kung fu thing!

 

Master Shifu taught you well, but he didn't teach you everything.

 

As I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. I wish, I wish he'd go away.

 

That was two wishes. Take your time with the third, or you'll wish you had never been born.

 

So come all of you hard-weather sailing men who round the Cape of Storms,
Heave away, my Johnny, heave away,
O, be sure your boots and oilskins're on or you'll wish you've never been born,
Heave away my Johnny boy, we're all bound to go.

 

I'm not Jimmy Jim Jim Jimmy Jim Jim. He's Jimmy Jim Jim Jimmy Jim Jim.

 

Call me Jim.

 

What's the name of his other leg?

 

Come taste ma blade ya manky bear for gobblin' up ma leg!
I'll hunt ye then I'll skin ye, hang your noggin on a peg!

 

Who does Number 2 work for?

 

You could say we're of two minds on the subject.

 

Always two there are. No more, no less.

 

Always with you it cannot be done.