Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Oh, not good!

 

If you really wanted to stare death in the eye, you shoulda gotten married.

 

I see you are no stranger to pain.
I've been married. Twice.
Oy!

 

Surely you're joking

 

Don't call me Shirley.

 

I am inevitable.

 

You only postponed it. Judgement Day is inevitable.

 

You hear that, Mr Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability.

 

That is the sound of a thousand terrible things heading this way.

 

All the world will be your enemy, Prince With A Thousand Enemies.

 

Can you make me a prince?

 

Let's see. Chicken a la king? Nope. Alaskan King Crab ... ouch! I hate it when they do that! Nope. Caesar Salad? Ahh! Et tu, Brute! Nope. Aha! "To make a Prince"!

 

Just say the word and you're a prince again.

 

Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. This is love.

 

One hundred years before the mast. Will ye serve?

 

This book will tell you the outcome of every major sports event 'til the end of the century. All you have to do is bet on the winner and you'll never lose.

 

Ah, victory.

 

Flawless victory.

 

A word of caution to this tale.
Excuse me?
Should Hercules fight, you will fail.

 

Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we gonna fight?

 

Is this gonna be a straight-up fight, or another bug hunt?

 

No matter where you go... No matter what you do... I will hunt you down. I will hunt you down and when I find you, I'm gonna cut you open and eat your ****** ******* heart!

 

I only have one request: that you aim for my heart, my heart which has loved this country so much.
Shoot him in the head.
Damn.

 

Kali ma….Kali ma…Shakthi deh!

 

Fortune and glory, kid.