You've been drinking your wiskey from Kentucky.

 

Put the candle back!

 

I'd like to say a prayer and drink to world peace.

 

A center for ANTS!

 

Why so serious?

 

And the flowers are still standing!

 

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women.

 

Revenge. Sweet lasting revenge. Now it’s time for all of us to get a taste.

 

Know your limitations, Freddy. You are a moron.

 

What do you know about this Han cat?

 

He'll live.

 

I should've known you'd be behind this, Fiendish Dr. Wu! Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications is only outmatched by your zest for kung fu treachery!

 

It's supposed to go in all the way!

 

It's called a lance! Hellooooo!

 

I done a real bad thing. I cut my brother in half.

 

"Shut the **** up, Donny!"

 

Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.

 

That kid is back on the escalator again!

 

"My deepest apology goes to the Trochman family in Detroit. I...I never delivered a baby before in my life, and I... I just thought that ice tongs was the way to do it."

 

I have an interesting case. I'm treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I'm getting paid by eight people.

 

It's when you start to become really afraid of death that you learn to appreciate life. Do you like life, sweetheart?

 

Life's a bitch, and then you die.