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Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by DantheJedi, Jan 26, 2014.

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  1. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony JCC Game Winner star 6 VIP - Game Winner

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    You switched the samples.
     
    TiniTinyTony , Jan 29, 2014
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  2. Jobertus

    Jobertus Jedi Knight star 3

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    He was the guy who smashed my car up. It was brand new. Then he backed-up over my mother's wrist. She's elderly... and uses her wrist a lot.
     
    Jobertus, Jan 29, 2014
    #102
  3. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Five Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    When I buy a book, I read the last page first. That way, if I die before I finish it, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.
     
    anakinfansince1983 , Jan 29, 2014
    #103
  4. Grievousdude

    Grievousdude Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10!
     
    Grievousdude, Jan 29, 2014
    #104
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  5. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Woooosaaaaahh.
     
    Violent Violet Menace, Jan 29, 2014
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  6. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    Oh no not the bees!
     
    I Are The Internets, Jan 29, 2014
    #106
  7. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Five Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    IT'S A CLINKERRR!
     
    anakinfansince1983 , Jan 29, 2014
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  8. Juliet316

    Juliet316 7X Hangman & 3x Wacky Wednesday Winner star 10

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    Solyent Green.... Is people!!!!
     
    Juliet316 , Jan 29, 2014
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  9. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Look at my eyes? Now, how am I gonna look at my own eyes?
     
    Violent Violet Menace, Jan 29, 2014
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  10. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Shut that ****'* mouth or else I'll come over there and **** start her head!
     
    VadersLaMent, Jan 29, 2014
    #110
  11. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    No I'm not ok! I'm hurt, gotta get a new job.
     
    VadersLaMent, Jan 29, 2014
    #111
  12. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Five Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but so is high school.
     
    anakinfansince1983 , Jan 29, 2014
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  13. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    She's been ****** more times than she's had a hot meal.
     
    VadersLaMent, Jan 29, 2014
    #113
  14. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    i shot marvin in the face.
     
    tom, Jan 29, 2014
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  15. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    I don't want to get into a semantic argument about it I just want the protein.
     
    VadersLaMent, Jan 29, 2014
    #115
  16. Jobertus

    Jobertus Jedi Knight star 3

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    And to the, to the gentleman who's appendix I took out, I...I'm, I don't know what to say, if it's any consolation I... I may still have it somewhere around the house.
     
    Jobertus, Jan 29, 2014
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  17. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Why is he swearing...? We're trying to help you, sir!
     
    Violent Violet Menace, Jan 29, 2014
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  18. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    I want to hear him confess, himself. Then maybe... maybe...
     
    VadersLaMent, Jan 29, 2014
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  19. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe **** yourself.
     
    Violent Violet Menace, Jan 29, 2014
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  20. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    I suggest, amputation.
     
    VadersLaMent, Jan 29, 2014
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  21. Jobertus

    Jobertus Jedi Knight star 3

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    My brother beat me. My sister beat my brother. My father beat my sister and my brother and me. My mother beat my father and my sister and me and my brother. The neighbors beat our family. The people down the block beat the neighbors and our family.
     
    Jobertus, Jan 29, 2014
    #121
  22. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Force Ghost star 5

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    My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.
     
    DarthRelaxus, Jan 29, 2014
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  23. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with light coming out of his mouth!
     
    VadersLaMent, Jan 29, 2014
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  24. Jobertus

    Jobertus Jedi Knight star 3

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    Nobody knocks off an old man in my neighborhood and gets away with it.
     
    Jobertus, Jan 29, 2014
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  25. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Five Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the ****ing charge for getting pushed out of a moving car? Jaywalking?
     
    anakinfansince1983 , Jan 29, 2014
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