Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Ahhh, n-now eventually you might have dinosaurs on your ... on your dinosaur tour, right?

 

- Look. It's the witches from Volcano Mountain. They look cute.
- Cute? Did you hear that? They called us cute!
- How embarrassing.

 

You're vile! You're foul! You're flawed!
Also cute and fluffy!

 

You're dethpicable.

 

This guy's incorrigible.

 

I'm Kurt, I'm 11, I'm incorrigible.

 

On a scale of one to ten, you are an eleven.

 

Turn it up to 11.

 

You know, kindergarten is like the ocean. Don't turn your back on it.

 

They're baaaack.

 

I'll be back.

 

Put ze candle back!

 

Candelabra. Enormous difference.

 

"One evil deed, that's all I asked! Oh, you're such a disappointment! I've given you everything a witch could want! Shabby clothes, a rotten place to live, all the foul-tasting food you can eat! And what do I get back? Nothing! Malevia over at Nightmare Heights, her daughter made Easter Sunday come up on a Tuesday! What've you done? Zip! A big fat zero!"

 

You did disappoint me, but not because you didn't find it, but because you did and lied.

 

Smeagol promised!
Smeagol lied!

 

You said you would kill me!
I lied.

 

You took a vow of hospitality for all in need.
I lied.

 

You shall have camels, horses, an armed escort, provisions, desert vehicles and tanks.

 

It's a black ... tank!

 

We're well out of range.

 

They're too far out of range.
Not for long.

 

- This flask is now full of holy water. Tell us what we want to know... or I'll give you a bath!
- Your threat's empty. A paladin cannot stand by while torture takes place.
- [sighs] My, what fine yet rustic architecture. I think I will examine it more closely.

 

HOLY UNDERWEAR! Sheriff murdered?! Innocent women and children blown to bits?! We gotta protect our phoney-baloney jobs! We need to do something about this, IMMEDIATELY! IMMEDIATELY!! IMMEDIATELY!!! Harumph! Harumph! Harumph! ... I didn't get a "harumph" outta that guy!
Give the governor a "harumph"!
HARUMPH!
You watch your ass!

 

Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.