Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Now that I have my coffee, I'm ready to view radar.

 

I'm having trouble with the radar, sir!
What's wrong with it?!
I've lost the bleeps, I lost the sweeps, and I lost the creeps.
The what?
The what?
And the what?
You know, the bleeps ... (Makes beeping noise) ... the sweeps... (Makes vibrating noise) and the creeps. (Makes squeaking noise)
That's not all he's lost.

 

You have lost.

 

That was a close one, ladies and gentlemen. Of course in every contest, there must be, a loser. Lew-Who, Za-Her.

 

L 7 weenie!

 

William Wallace is seven feet tall!
Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundred, and if he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.

 

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

 

Then you were a poor captain, but a captain nonetheless.

 

You are in command now, Admiral Piett.

 

Admiral Kirk ... never bothered to check on our progress.

 

I was about to clear them.

 

Very well, Mister Saavik, you may clear all moorings.
Aye sir. ...All moorings are clear, Captain.

 

None of us were hearing clearly that night, Lieutenant.

 

I hear a beat ... how sweet!

 

Are you kidding me? I'm blind!

 

Any last words?
You have got to be kidding me!
Strange words.

 

Maybe, but who am I to judge?

 

Hey, wait a second! Don't touch it.
Why is that?
lt's a Lawgiver. That's programmed to only recognize a Judge's hand. You touch that, it'll take your arm off.
Gee ... how do you like that? l must be a Judge.

 

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two...

 

Say, that's a nice bike.

 

Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

 

Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!

 

OPEN SESAME!

 

We got 'em trapped.
We? They are 40 thieves. We are you, a rug, a monkey and me. Wait, don't count me.

 

"That business on Cato Neimodia doesn't count."