Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.

 

Ah. Fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza!

 

After all, tomorrow is another day.

 

I've come to warn you, Prince John and Rottingham have hired men to kill you at the fair tomorrow. You musn't go.
Well, that's easy. I won't.
Oh, I'm so happy! They were going to try to lure you there by having an archery contest.
An archery contest?
Their archer is unbeatable.
Really?
Robin, promise you won't go.
All right, I promise you won't go.
Thank you.
But wait a minute, Robin, didn't you just...
Cool it.
Chilled.

 

Yeah, I met Dr. Martin Luther King in 1962 in Memphis, Tennessee. I walkin' down the street minding my own business, just walking on. Feelin' good. I walk around the corner, a man walk up, hit me in my chest, right. I fall on the ground, right. And I look up and it's Dr. Martin Luther King. I said 'Dr. King?' and he said 'Ooops, I thought you were some body else

 

Surely you're joking

 

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

 

Then god help us.

 

Where do you think you wanna go?
I thought of being an instructor, sir.
Top Gun?!
Yes, sir.
God help us.

 

Now what do we do?

 

You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
What happened to then?
We passed then.
When?
Just now! We're at now, now.
Go back to then!
When?
Now.
Now?
Now!
I can't.
Why?
We missed it.
When?
Just now.
When will then be now?
Soon!
...how soon?

 

I got to call my lawyer.

 

Kill the pirate!
I'm not a pirate, I'm a lawyer.
Kill the lawyer!!
I'm not that kind of lawyer!

 

If I knew I was going to meet the president, I would have worn a tie.

 

He could become... a lawyer...
I won't listen!
An orthodontist...
Mama, stop!
President!

 

They're using our own satellites against us.
The clock is ticking.

 

That cursed beast liked the taste of me so well ... he's followed me ever since, licking his chops ... for the rest of me.
And he'd have had you by now, Captain ... if he hadn't swallowed that alarm clock.

 

Time's up.

 

Aren't you beginning to feel time gaining on you? It's like a predator. It's stalking you. Oh, you can try and outrun it with doctors, medicines, new technologies, but in the end time is going to hunt you down ... and make the kill.

 

Our target is to the north.

 

Every Who down in Who-ville liked Christmas a lot,
But the Grinch who lived just North of Who-ville did not!

 

Welcome to earth.

 

Earth-That-Was could no longer sustain our numbers, we were so many.

 

Let's nuke the bastards.

 

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.