Fun ITT we post random Simpsons quotes

Damage report, Mr. Moe.
Sonar, out. Navigation, out. Radio, out.
Enough of what's out, what's in?
Ice-blended mocha drinks and David Schwimmer.
Yes, he is handsome in an ugly sort of way.

 

I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

 

Mmmm... Chocolate. D'oh! Mmmm... Chocolate. D'oh!
Marge, we need some more vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream!!

 

Tsk, tsk, tsk. The remorse of the sugar junkie.

 

"Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse..."
"Ooooh, that's bad."
"But it comes with a free frogurt!"
"That's good."
"The Frogurt is also cursed."
"That's bad.
"But you get your choice of topping!"
"That's good."
"The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.
...
That's bad."
"Can I go now?"

 

She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.
What country is this car from?
It no longer exists, but take her for a test-drive and you'll agree-

 

So the substitute teacher comes in and says her name is Mrs. Doody. And everyone’s looking at me like: “Take it Bart! Run with it!” And it hits me: I’ve become a clown. A class clown. And it sickens me.

 

I'm sure whoever's problem this is, I'm sure they'll know how to handle it ... AAAAAAHH!!! IT'S MY PROBLEM!!! WE'RE DOOMED!!!

 

Hey, buddy, you gotta slow your car down and let me in, because I'm a big fat guy and I can't go anywhere! Because there could be some poison gas, I... I mean there's really going to be poison gas, and everybody's going to be dead, especially me!!! D'oh!

 

Here are your messages. "You have 30 minutes to move your car. You have 10 minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have 30 minutes to move your cube." .... Yello, Mr. Burns’ office.
Is it about my cube?

 

Who was that young hellcat, Smithers?

 

It was a lightning storm and I'd locked myself out. So, sheltering myself with a large piece of sheet metal, I ran and took shelter under the largest tree I could find.

 

*Marge on a radio*
help, my husband is on a murderous rampage. Over

*Chief Wiggum*
Well thank God that's over. I was worried for a second.

 

Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum!
[laughter]
Oh wait, I get it, he's all right.

 

Mayor Quimby Even Released Sideshow Bob — A Man Twice Convicted Of Attempted Murder. Can You Trust A Man Like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob For Mayor.

 

Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game. I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you.

 

Well, back on land my name was Homer Simpson... and I guess it is here too. I promised my Dad one of my kidneys but I chickened out at the last minute and left him on his deathbed.

 

The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost $80,000,000.
How do you sleep at night?!
On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.

 

Just a minute! This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask! Oh wait, it is Burns. Heh, his wrinkly skin...looks like a mask.

 

You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.

 

My pudding is trapped forever

 

You'll get that punk someday, Moe.
Oh, I dunno, he's tough to catch. He keeps changing his name!

 

Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery!

 

D'oh!

 

Well, we spent all of our money, but it was worth it. Now he's gotta let us go!
...
Mmm, these are the juiciest frogs I've ever eaten. Ra has rewarded my cruelty to the slaves.