Fun ITT we post random song lyrics out of context

You've got the magic touch
It makes me glow so much
It casts a spell, it rings a bell
The magic touch

 

Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm human too
Why you gotta be so rude
I'm gonna marry her anyway

I learned recently that ITT means in this thread and my life was changed forever

 

There's a little gold ring you wear on your hand makes me understand
There's another before me, you'll never be mine
I'm wasting my time

 

Somebody get some flowers!
Somebody get a ring!
Somebody get a chapel and a choir to sing!

Somebody get an organ to play!
Cause somebody's getting married today!

 

There ain’t no turning back, just keep your eyes on me, I said you’re holding back, she said shut up and dance with me, this woman is my destiny, shut up and dance with me

 

Now what am I supposed to do
When you won't dance with me
And you won't hold hands with me
And that's not the way to be
Girl, you're treating me bad

 

Underneath the mango tree,
Me honey and me can watch for the moon,
Underneath the mango tree,
Me honey and me make boolooloop soon.

Underneath the moonlit sky,
Me honey and I can sit hand in hand,
Underneath the moonlit sky,
Me honey and I can make fairyland.

 

Who can take the sunrise
Sprinkle it with dew
Cover it in chocolate
And a miracle or two
The Candyman can

 

Certain as the sun
Rising in the east
Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast.

 

Say, did you happen to see
The most beautiful girl in the world
And if you did
Was she crying?

 

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to.

 

But now it's Judy's turn to cry
Judy's turn to cry
Judy's turn to cry
Cuz Johnny's come back to me

 

When Johnny comes marching home again,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll give him a hearty welcome then
Hurrah! Hurrah!

 

Soldiers write the songs that soldiers sing
They blow their horns and look so strong
They drum their drums and march along
You'd think that nothing in the world was wrong

 

Call out the navy, call out the ranks
Call out the air force, call out the tanks.
From the cliffs of Dover call up the gulls
And don’t forget the loyal territorials!

But, who’s sticking in here? Who will defend
every inch of England no matter what they send?
Who’s standing firm in our own front yard?
The soldiers of the old home guard
That’s Who!
The soldiers of the old home guard

 

Bless 'em all!
Bless 'em all!
The long and the short and the tall
Bless the instructors who taught us to fly
They say that we're lucky that we're still alive
Oh if ever our engine should stall
Then we're in for one helluva fall
No roses or violets
For dead fighter pilots
But nevertheless bless 'em all!

 

Bless us all, who gather here
The loving family i hold dear
No place on earth, compares with home
And every path will bring me back from where i rome

 

Here's to those who loved not wisely, no, not wisely, but too well,
To the girl who sighs with envy when she hears that wedding bell,
To the guy who'd throw a party if he knew someone to call,
Here's to the losers, bless them all.

 

And here's to you, Mrs Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know

 

Here's a man in evenin' clothes,
How he got here, I don't know, but,
Man, you oughta see him go,
Twistin' the night away.

 

Try to be as evil as your cousins,
Lucretia was the cruelest in the crowd;
She cooked up evil potions by the dozens,
Be just like her and make your mama proud...

We're witches, wizards, and warlocks!
We're the reason honest people purchase door locks!
We've turned princes into frogs,
Peasants into pheasants,
Soldiers and sailors into swine!
We've never been accused of being angels,
But as for being devils, we're divine!

 

I was once like you my child, slightly insecure,
Argued with my mother too, thought I was mature,
But I put my heart aside, and I used my head,
Now I think it's time you learned what dear old momma said:

Don't you wanna be evil like me?
Don't you wanna be mean?
Don't you wanna make mischief your daily routine?
Well you can spend your life attending to the poor,
But when you're evil doing less is doing more.
Don't you wanna be ruthless and rotten and mad?
Don't you wanna be very very good at being bad?

 

United States Canada Mexico Panama Haiti Jamaica Peru,
Republic Dominican Cuba Caribbean Greenland El Salvador too

 

I am the very model of a modern Major General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical,
From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical.

 

Ja nu ska jag rita hem to you, ett litet letters brev,
för att tala om hur very well jag mår.
Men det är rätt länge se'n you see, som ja med pennan skrev,
så jag hoppas att du understand, förstår.