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Discussion in 'Community' started by Sarge, May 18, 2019.

  1. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    It's him that pays the piper,
    It's us that pipes his tune,
    So long, fare thee well,
    Pip! Pip! Cheerio!
    We'll be back soon.
     
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  2. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Did they beat the drum slowly
    Did they play the fife lowly
    Did they play the Death March
    As they lowered you down
    Did the band play The Last Post and chorus
    Did the pipes play The Flowers of the Forest
     
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  3. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    For I dip't into the future, far as human eye could see,
    Saw the Vision of the world, and all the wonder that would be;

    Saw the heavens fill with commerce, argosies of magic sails,
    Pilots of the purple twilight dropping down with costly bales;

    Heard the heavens fill with shouting, and there rain'd a ghastly dew,
    From the nations' airy navies grappling in the central blue;

    Far along the world-wide whisper of the south-wind rushing warm,
    With the standards of the peoples plunging thro' the thunder-storm;

    Till the war-drum throbb'd no longer, and the battle-flags were furl'd,
    In the Parliament of man, the Federation of the world.
     
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  4. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    I wanted wings til I got the goddamned things
    Now I don't want them anymore
     
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  5. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    I've got no strings to hold me down,
    To make me fret or make me frown,
    I had strings, but now I'm free,
    There are no strings on me.

    Hi-ho the merry-o,
    That's the only way to be,
    I want the world to know,
    Nothing ever worries me.

    I've got no strings so I have fun,
    I'm not tied up to anyone,
    They've got strings, but you can see,
    There are no strings on me.

    Hi-ho the merry-o,
    I'm as happy as can be,
    I want the world to know,
    Nothing ever worries me.
     
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  6. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Don't worry...be happy!
     
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  7. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Look for the bare necessities,
    The simple bare necessities,
    Forget about your worries and your strife,
    I mean the bare necessities,
    Old Mother Nature's recipes,
    That brings the bare necessities of life.
     
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  8. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    'Tis the gift to be simple
    'Tis the gift to be free
    'Tis the gift to come down where we ought to be
    And when we find ourselves in the place just right
    It will be in the valley of love and delight
     
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  9. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    When I was bound apprentice in famous Lincolnshire,
    'Twas well I served my master for nigh on seven year,
    Till I took up to poaching as you shall quickly hear,
    Oh 'tis my delight on a shining night,
    In the season of the year.
     
  10. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    In a neat little town they called Belfast
    Apprentice to trade I was bound
    And many an hour's sweet happiness
    Have I spent in that neat little town

    As sad misfortune came over me
    Which caused me to stray from the land
    Far away from me friends and relations
    Betrayed by the black velvet band
     
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  11. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    There was a peaceful town called Rock Ridge,
    Where people lived in harmony,
    They never had no kind of trouble,
    There was no hint of misery.
     
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  12. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Misery's the river of the world!
     
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  13. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    The rain, rain, rain,
    Came down, down, down,
    In rushing, rising riv'lets,
    'Til the river crept out of its bed,
    And crept right into Piglet's.
     
  14. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in.
    Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin!
     
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  15. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Old MacDonald had a farm,
    Ee i ee i oh!
    And on that farm he had a pig,
    Ee i ee i oh!
    With an oink-oink here,
    And an oink-oink there,

    Here an oink, there a oink,
    Everywhere an oink-oink,
    Old MacDonald had a farm,
    Ee i ee i oh!
     
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  16. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    She thinks my tractor's sexy
    It really turns her on
    She's always starin' at me
    While I'm chuggin' along
    She likes the way it's pulling
    While it's tillin' up the land
    She's even kinda crazy ?bout my farmers tan
    She's the only one who really
    Understands what gets me
    She thinks my tractor's sexy
     
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  17. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    You've got to give a little, take a little,
    and let your poor heart break a little.
    That's the story of, that's the glory of love.

    You've got to laugh a little, cry a little,
    until the clouds roll by a little.
    That's the story of, that's the glory of love.
     
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  18. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    I am a man who would fight for your honor,
    I'll be the hero you're dreaming of.
    We'll live forever, knowing together
    that we did it all for the glory of love.
     
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  19. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Come, cheer up, my lads, 'tis to glory we steer,
    To add something new to this wonderful year;
    To honour we call you, as freemen not slaves,
    For who are so free as the sons of the waves?
     
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  20. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Rule, Britannia!
    Britannia, rule the waves
    Britons never ever shall be slaves
     
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  21. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    O'er the hills and o'er the main,
    Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain,
    King George commands and we obey,
    Over the hills and far away.
     
  22. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    We sail tonight for Singapore
    We're all as mad as hatters here!

    Wash your mouth out by the door
    The whole town's made of iron ore
     
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  23. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    A very merry unbirthday to me,
    To who?
    To me,
    Oh you!
    A very merry unbirthday to you,
    Who me?
    Yes, you!
    Oh, me!
    Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea,
    A very merry unbirthday to you!
     
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  24. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Picture you upon my knee,
    Just tea for two and two for tea,
    Just me for you
    And you for me alone.
     
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  25. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Who is this wretched demi-bee?
    Half asleep upon my knee...
    Some freak from a menagerie?
    No! It's Eric the half-a-bee!
     
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