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JCC ITT we post random song lyrics out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by Sarge, May 18, 2019.

  1. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    We'll drink, a drink, a drink,
    To Lily the pink, the pink, the pink,
    The saviour of our human race,
    For she invented, medicinal compound,
    Most efficacious in every case.
     
  2. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oh, a drop of Nelson's blood wouldn't do us any harm,
    Oh, a drop of Nelson's blood wouldn't do us any harm,
    Oh, a drop of Nelson's blood wouldn't do us any harm,
    An' we'll all hang on behind!

    So we'll ro-o-oll the old chariot along!
    An' we'll roll the golden chariot along!
    So we'll ro-o-oll the old chariot along!
    An' we'll all hang on behind!
     
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  3. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
    What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
    What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
    Early in the morning.
     
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  4. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Morning has broken
    Like the first morning
    Blackbird has spoken
    Like the first bird
     
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  5. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Oh what a beautiful morning!
    Oh what a beautiful day!
    I've got a wonderful feeling
    Everything's going my way.
     
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  6. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    I danced in the morning when the world was begun,
    And I danced in the moon and the stars and the sun,
    And I came down from heaven and I danced on the earth,
    At Bethlehem I had my birth.

    Dance, then, wherever you may be,
    I am the Lord of the Dance, said he,
    And I'll lead you all, wherever you may be,
    And I'll lead you all in the Dance, said he.
     
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  7. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Everything's coming up roses
     
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  8. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Painting the roses red,
    We're painting the roses red,
    We dare not stop,
    Or waste a drop,
    So let the paint be spread.
     
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  9. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Who's been painting my roses red?
    Who's been painting my roses red?
     
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  10. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    And I'll reread the books,
    If I have time to spare,
    I'll paint the walls some more,
    I'm sure there's room somewhere,
    And then I'll brush and brush and brush and brush my hair,
    Stuck in the same place I've always been.

    And I'll keep wonderin' and wondering,
    And wondering and wondering,
    When will my life begin?
     
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  11. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Look there she goes, that girl is so peculiar
    I wonder if she's feeling well
    With a dreamy, far-off look
    And her nose stuck in a book
    What a puzzle to the rest of us is Belle
     
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  12. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    And so I'll read a book,
    Or maybe two or three,
    I'll add a few new paintings to my gallery,
    I'll play guitar and knit,
    And cook and basically,
    Just wonder when will my life begin?
     
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  13. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Que sera, sera
    Whatever will be, will be
    The future's not ours to see
    Que sera, sera
     
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  14. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Are you waiting for the family to arrive?
    Are you sure you got the room to spare inside?
    Does your granny always tell ya,
    That the old songs are the best?
    Then she's up and rock and rollin' with the rest.

    So here it is, Merry Christmas,
    Everybody's having fun,
    Look to the future now,
    It's only just begun.
     
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  15. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Be our guest
    Be our guest
    Put our magic to the test
     
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  16. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Some men hunt for sport, Others hunt for food,
    The only thing I'm hunting for, Is an outfit that looks good...

    See my vest, see my vest, Made from real gorilla chest,
    Feel this sweater, there's no better Than authentic Irish setter,
    See this hat, 'twas my cat, My evening wear - vampire bat,
    These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino,
    Grizzly bear underwear, Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
    Beret of poodle, on my noodle It shall rest.

    Try my red robin suit, It comes one breast or two,
    See my vest, see my vest, See my vest.

    Like my loafers? Former gophers - It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
    But a greyhound fur tuxedo, Would be best,
    So let's prepare these dogs,
    Kill two for matching clogs,
    See my vest, see my vest,
    Oh please, won't you see my vest!
     
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  17. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    He wears tan shoes with pink shoelaces
    A polka-dot vest and man oh man
    Tan shoes with pink shoelaces
    And a big Panama with a purple hat band
     
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  18. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Such a dazzling coat of many colours,
    How he loved his coat of many colours,

    In a class above the rest,
    It even went well with his vest,
    Such a stunning coat of many colours,
    How he loved his coat of many colours,
    It was red and yellow and green and,
    Brown and blue.
     
  19. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    O Columbia the gem of the ocean,
    The home of the brave and the free,
    The shrine of each patriot's devotion,
    A world offers homage to thee,
    Thy mandates make heroes assemble,
    When liberty's form stands in view;
    Thy Banners make tyranny tremble,
    When born by the red, white and blue.

    When born by the red, white and blue,
    When born by the red, white and blue,
    Thy Banners make tyranny tremble,
    When born by the red, white and blue.
     
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  20. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Towering in gallant fame,
    Scotland my mountain hame,
    High may your proud standards,
    Gloriously wave,
    Land of my high endeavour,
    Land of the shining rivers,
    Land of my heart for ever,
    Scotland the brave.
     
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  21. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I'd like to go to Scotland
    I'd like to wear a kilt
    I'd like to show off my two legs
    And do just what I wilt
     
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  22. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Speed bonnie boat like a bird on the wing ,
    Onward the sailors cry.
    Carry the lad that's born to be king,
    Over the sea to Skye.
     
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  23. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    And while the king was looking down
    The Jester stole his thorny crown
    The courtroom was adjourned
    No verdict was returned
     
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  24. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    I'm king of the highway,
    Prince of the boulevard,
    Duke of the avant-garde,
    The world is my backyard.
     
  25. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Trailers for sale or rent
    Rooms to let, 50 cents
    No phone, no pool, no pets
    Ain't got no cigarettes
    But two hours of pushing brooms
    Buys an 8 by 12 four-bit room
    I'm a man of means
    By no means
    King of the road
     
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