Fun ITT we post random song lyrics out of context

Maybe you'll wanna give me kisses sweet
But only for one night with no repeat.
And maybe you'll go away and never call,
And a taste of honey is worse that none at all.

 

Sunny day,
Sweepin' the clouds away,
On my way to where the air is sweet,
Can you tell me how to get?
How to get to Sesame Street?

 

It's rainin' but there ain't a cloud in the sky
Musta been a tear from your eye
Everything'll be okay
Funny thought I felt a sweet summer breeze
Musta been you sighin' so deep
Don't worry we're gonna find a way

I'm waitin', waitin' on a sunny day
Gonna chase the clouds away
I'm waitin' on a sunny day

 

Bees'll buzz, kids'll blow dandelion fuzz,
And I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer,
A drink in my hand, my snow up against the burning sand,
Probably getting gorgeously tanned in summer.

 

But... ah...
Those suu-uummer
Nii-iiights
Tell me more
Tell me more

 

I met my mates in the morning (and oh, but I am old!)
Where roaring on the ledges the summer ground-swell rolled;
I heard them lift the chorus that dropped the breakers' song -
The beaches of Lukannon - two million voices strong!

The song of pleasant stations beside the salt lagoons,
The song of blowing squadrons that shuffled down the dunes,
The song of midnight dances that churned the sea to flame -
The beaches of Lukannon -- before the sealers came!

 

Under the boardwalk
Out of the sun
Under the boardwalk
We'll be having some fun
Under the boardwalk
Boardwalk

 

Took her bowling in the arcade,
We went strolling drank lemonade,
We made out under the dock,
We stayed out till 10 o'clock,

 

A rift in my family
I can't use the car
I gotta be in by ten o'clock
Who do they think they are

 

Oh, no, Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang,
Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang we've been bad,
For we, should have got our road tax,
But we were a bit lax, now we're sad,
We were driving round a bend,
And didn't see the camera there
Flash Bang Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang
It's been a real nightmare!

We tried out best to fly away,
Because we've got these fines to pay,
But we didn't get very far!
The camera caught Chitty on tape,
They foiled our plan of winged escape,
By clamping the wheel of the car!

Oh Chitty, no Chitty, you know where you can go, Chitty,
Isn't it a tragic end?
Clamping Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang
Our road tax dodging friend!
Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang
Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang
Road tax dodging Chitty-Chitty Bang!

 

These are the times that try men's souls
In the course of our nation's history the people of Boston have rallied bravely whenever the rights of men have been threatened
Today a new crisis has arisen
The Metropolitan Transit Authority, better known as the M.T.A.
Is attempting to levy a burdensome tax on the population in the form of a subway fare increase
Citizens, hear me out, this could happen to you!

Well, let me tell you of the story of a man named Charlie
On a tragic and fateful day
He put ten cents in his pocket, kissed his wife and family
Went to ride on the MTA

Well, did he ever return?
No he never returned and his fate is still unlearned (what a pity)
He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston
He's the man who never returned

Charlie handed in his dime at the Kendall Square station
And he changed for Jamaica Plain
When he got there the conductor told him, "one more nickel"
Charlie couldn't get off of that train!

But did he ever return?
No he never returned and his fate is still unlearned (poor old Charlie)
He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston
He's the man who never returned

Now, all night long Charlie rides through the station
Crying, "what will become of me?
How can I afford to see my sister in Chelsea
Or my cousin in Roxbury?"

But did he ever return?
No he never returned and his fate is still unlearned (shame and scandal)
He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston
He's the man who never returned

Charlie's wife goes down to the Scollay Square station
Every day at quarter past two
And through the open window she hands Charlie a sandwich
As the train comes rumbling through!

But did he ever return?
No he never returned and his fate is still unlearned (he may ride forever)
He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston
He's the man who never returned

Pick it Davey
Kinda hurts my figers

Now, you citizens of Boston, don't you think it's a scandal
How the people have to pay and pay?
Fight the fare increase, vote for George O'Brian
Get poor Charlie off the MTA!

Or else he'll never return
No he'll never return and his fate is still unlearned (just like Paul Revere)
He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston
He's the man who never returned
He's the man who never returned
He's the man who never returned
Et tu, Charlie?

 

Though related to a peer,
I can hand, reef, and steer,
And ship a selvagee;
I am never known to quail
At the fury of a gale,
And I'm never, never sick at sea!
What, never?
No, never!
What, never?
Hardly ever!
He's hardly ever sick at sea!
Then give three cheers, and one cheer more,
For the hardy Captain of the Pinafore!
Then give three cheers, and one cheer more,
For the Captain of the Pinafore!

 

Remember Charlie
Remember Baker
They left their childhood
On every acre
And who was wrong
And who was right
It didn't matter
in the thick of the fight

 

Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while,
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile,
But it's repulsive, revolting and wrong,
Chewing and chewing all day long,
The way that a cow does!

Oompa Loompa, doompety da,
Given good manners you will go far,
You will live in happiness too,
Like the Oompa Loompa, doompety do.

 

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor
On the bedpost overnight?
If your mama says don't chew it
Do you swallow it in spite?

 

Dear friends, we surely all agree
There’s almost nothing worse to see
Than some repulsive little bum
Who’s always chewing chewing gum.
(It’s very near as bad as those
Who sit around and pick the nose).
So please believe us when we say
That chewing gum will never pay;
This sticky habit’s bound to send
The chewer to a sticky end.

 

It's the end of the world as we know it
And I feel fine

 

Home is behind, the world ahead,
And there are many paths to tread.
Through shadows to the edge of night,
Until the stars are all alight.
Then world behind and home ahead,
We'll wander back to home and bed.

 

Sweet home Alabama

 

Skumps! Skumps! A toast to the home,
One grander by far than a palace in Rome,
Let me fill up your glass,
That glass was all foam,
Skumps! Skumps! Skumps!

 

Tramp! Tramp! Tramp! The boys are marching,
Cheer up comrades they will come,
And beneath the starry flag we shall breathe the air again,
Of the free land in our own beloved home

 

Come, cheer up, my lads, 'tis to glory we steer,
To add something new to this wonderful year;
To honour we call you, as freemen not slaves,
For who are so free as the sons of the waves?

 

Should old acquaintance be forgot
...
And never brought to mind
Should all acquaintance be forgot
...
And auld lang syne
...
For auld lang syne, my dear
...
For auld lang syne
...
We'll take a cup o' kindness yet
...
For auld lang syne
...
And surely you will buy your cup
And surely I'll buy mine
...
And we'll take a cup o'kindness yet
...
For auld lang syne

 

That was back when scripts were good,
Obi-Wan tried the best he could,
Luke just wanted a father,
Rey is no one's daughter,
and the Princess we admire most,
may be gone but we still have hope,
Episode 9 won't be a joke.
Now, nobody's laughing...

And we were singing,

Why why Bobby Iger why,
please don't take this precious franchise and just let it run dry
We love this galaxy more than our own lives,
singing we don't want to watch the Force die,
We don't want to watch the Force die,

So please please Disney listen to us,
If you want Star Wars to survive this next film can't be a bust,
It's obvious this time the fans were right,
singing we don't want to watch the Force die.

 

Like my father before me
I will work the land
And like my brother above me
Who took a rebel stand
He was just eighteen, proud and brave
But a Yankee laid him in his grave
I swear by the mud below my feet
You can't raise a Caine back up when he's in defeat

The night they drove old Dixie down
And the bells were ringing
The night they drove old Dixie down
And all the people were singing