Fun ITT we post random song lyrics out of context

Because you know I'm all about that bass, bout that bass, no treble

 

Ice Ice Baby

 

The cold never bothered me anyway

 

And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive

 

Every town,
Has its ups and downs,
Sometimes ups,
Outnumber the downs,
But not in Nottingham.

I'm inclined to believe,
If we were so down,
We'd up and leave,
We'd up and fly if we had wings for flyin',
Can't you see the tears we're cryin'?
Can't there be some happiness for me?
Not in Nottingham.

 

Sweet Caroline,
Good times never seemed so good
I feel inclined
To believe they never would

 

You're a castaway where no one hears you,
On a barren isle in a lonely sea,
Where did all the happy endings go?
Where can all the good times be?
You must face the age of not believing,
Doubting everything you ever knew,
Until at last you start believing,
There's something wonderful,
In you.

 

We’re on the Island of Misfit Toys,
Here we don’t want to stay,
We want to travel with Santa Claus
In his magic sleigh

 

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
In the lane, snow is glistening,
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

 

Why am I such a misfit,
I am not just a nitwit,
They can’t fire me, I quit!
Seems I don’t fit in.

We may be different from the rest
But who decides the test
Of what is really best?
We’re a couple of misfits,
We’re a couple of misfits,
What’s the matter with misfits?
That’s where we fit in

 

And who are you, the proud lord said,
that I must bow so low?
Only a cat of a different coat,
that's all the truth I know.
In a coat of gold or a coat of red,
a lion still has claws,
And mine are long and sharp, my lord,
as long and sharp as yours.

 

I’m gonna be a mighty king
So enemies beware!
Well I’ve never seen a king or beast
With quite so little hair

 

Yeah, it's sad, believe me, Missy, When you're born to be a sissy,
Without the vim and verve.
But I could show my prowess, be a lion not a mou-ess,
If I only had the nerve.

 

In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonjght

 

Now Chil the Kite brings home the night
That Mang the Bat sets free—
The herds are shut in byre and hut,
For loosed till dawn are we.
This is the hour of pride and power,
Talon and tush and claw.
Oh, hear the call! — Good hunting, all,
That keep the Jungle Law!

 

That morning sun peeks over the mountains
And all the rhinos rub their eyes
When they hear (hear what?)
Hear the jungle rhythm
Those birds are tap-tap-tappin' the tree trunks
The busy bee hums as he flies
Loud and clear
To the jungle rhythm
Now you can hightail it out of the jungle
But it never leaves your heart
First you feel that beat start
Bubbling under
Then you hear the tom-toms
Loud as thunder

 

Morning in Paris, the city awakes,
To the bells of Notre Dame,
The fisherman fishes, the bakerman bakes,
To the bells of Notre Dame,
To the big bells as loud as the thunder,
To the little bells soft as a psalm,
And some say the soul of the city is,
The toll of the bells,
The bells of Notre Dame.

 

Which pets' address is the finest in Paris?
Which pets possess the longest pedigree?
Which pets get to sleep on velvet mats?
Naturalment! The aristocats!

Which pets are blessed with the fairest forms and faces?
Which pets know best all the gentle social graces?
Which pets live on cream and loving pats?
Naturalment! The aristocats!

 

Which pets are known to never show their claws?
Which pets are prone to hardly any flaws?
To which pets do the others tip their hats?
Naturellement! The aristocats!

 

We are Siamese if you please

 

We are Siamese if you please,
We are Siamese if you don't please,
Now we looking over our new domicile,
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while.

 

One eyed one horn flying purple people eater, sure looked strange to me

 

Well, I saw the thing comin' out of the sky,
It had the one long horn, one big eye,
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee",
It looks like a purple eater to me.

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater,
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater),
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater,
Sure looks strange to me.

I said "Mr Purple People Eater, what's your line?"
He said "Eating purple people, and it sure is fine.
But that's not the reason that I came to land,
I wanna get a job in a rock 'n roll band."

 

I must admit they had a rocking band,
And they was playing like a hurricane,
That’s why I go for that rock and roll music,
Any old way you choose it,
It’s got a backbeat you can’t lose it,
Any old time you do it,
It’s gotta be rock and roll music
If you wanna dance with me

 

Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Mary,
Mary makes your heart so light,
When the day is gray and ordinary,
Mary makes the sun shine bright.

Oh, happiness is blooming all around her,
The daffodils are smiling at the dove,
When Mary holds your hand, you feel so grand,
Your heart starts beating like a big brass band.

It's a jolly holiday with Mary,
No wonder that it's Mary that we love.