Fun ITT we post random song lyrics out of context

No angel born in hell
Could break that Satan’s spell

 

That old black magic has me in its spell,
That old black magic that you weave so well,
Icy fingers up and down my spine,
The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine.

 

Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, teach us something please,
Whether we be old and bald or young with scabby knees

 

And now the Sorting Hat is here
And you all know the score:
I sort you into Houses
Because that is what I'm for.

But this year I'll go further,
Listen closely to my song:
Though condemned I am to split you
Still I worry that it's wrong,

Though I must fulfil my duty
And must quarter every year
Still I wonder whether sorting
May not bring the end I fear.

Oh, know the perils, read the signs,
The warning history shows,
For our Hogwarts is in danger
From external, deadly foes.

And we must unite inside her
Or we'll crumble from within
I have told you, I have warned you...
Let the Sorting now begin.

 

We did it, we bashed ‘em,
Wee Potter’s the one,
And Voldy’s gone moldy
So now let’s have fun!

 

On an island in the sun
We’ll be playing and having fun
And it makes me feel so fine
I can’t control my brain

 

I never thought hyenas essential,
They're crude and unspeakably plain,
But maybe they've a glimmer of potential,
If allied to my vision and brain.

 

With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.

 

Picture me, a balcony,
Above a voice sings low,
Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
I hear a beat, how sweet!
Just to register emotion,
Jealousy, devotion,
And really feel the part,
I would stay young and chipper,
And I'd lock it with a zipper
If I only had a heart.

 

Once upon a time
There was light in my life
Now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can do
Total eclipse of the heart

 

I married my wife in the month of June,
Ristle-tee, rostle-tee, Now, now, now,
I brought her home by the light of the moon,
Ristle-tee, rostle-tee, hey, donnie-dostle-tee,
Knickety-knackety, rustical quality,
Willow-tee, wallow-tee, Now, now, now.

She combs her hair but once a year,
Ristle-tee, rostle-tee, Now, now, now,
With every stroke, she shed a tear,
Ristle-tee, rostle-tee, hey, donnie-dostle-tee,
Knickety-knackety, rustical quality,
Willow-tee, wallow-tee, Now, now, now.

 

Tale as old as time
Tune as old as song
Bittersweet and strange
Finding you can change
Learning you were wrong
Certain as the sun
Certain as the sun
Rising in the east
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme

 

Them Galway girls don't use no combs
They combs their hair with a codfish bone

 

I went to the Animal Fair,
The birds and the beasts were there.
The big baboon by the light of the moon,
Was combing his auburn hair.

 

Won't you sing me a song or two,
Won't take you long to just sing to me please,
Won't you whistle a tune.
I got nothing to gain, I got nothing to lose,
But if you sing me a song,
You'll make me happy [?].
Sing Mr. Songbird,

 

I could sing you a tune and promise you the moon
But if that's what it takes to hold you
I'd just as soon let you go
But there's one thing I want you to know
You better look before you leap, still waters run deep
And there won't always be someone there to pull you out
And you know what I'm talkin' about
So smile for a while and let's be jolly
Love shouldn't be so melancholy
Come along and share the good times while we can
I beg your pardon
I never promised you a rose garden

 

I am sixteen going on seventeen,
Innocent as a rose,
Bachelors, dandies, drinkers of brandies,
What do I know of those?

 

Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey

 

But you didn’t have to cut me off,
Now you treat me like a stranger and it feels so rough

 

Islands in the stream
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong
Sail away with me
To another world
And we rely on each other, ah ha
From one lover to another, ah ha

 

Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome,
'Cause I'm gonna need that boat,
I'm sailing away, away,
You're welcome!
'Cause Maui can do anything but float.

 

It’s a brazzle dazzle day,
Throw out the past, and everything in it

 

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

 

Flash!
Ah ah!
He'll save every one of us!

 

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
You’ll go down in history!