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JCC ITT we post random song lyrics out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by Sarge, May 18, 2019.

  1. Emperor Ferus

    Emperor Ferus Chosen One star 7

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    No angel born in hell
    Could break that Satan’s spell
     
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  2. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    That old black magic has me in its spell,
    That old black magic that you weave so well,
    Icy fingers up and down my spine,
    The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine.
     
  3. Emperor Ferus

    Emperor Ferus Chosen One star 7

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    Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, teach us something please,
    Whether we be old and bald or young with scabby knees
     
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  4. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    And now the Sorting Hat is here
    And you all know the score:
    I sort you into Houses
    Because that is what I'm for.

    But this year I'll go further,
    Listen closely to my song:
    Though condemned I am to split you
    Still I worry that it's wrong,

    Though I must fulfil my duty
    And must quarter every year
    Still I wonder whether sorting
    May not bring the end I fear.

    Oh, know the perils, read the signs,
    The warning history shows,
    For our Hogwarts is in danger
    From external, deadly foes.

    And we must unite inside her
    Or we'll crumble from within
    I have told you, I have warned you...
    Let the Sorting now begin.
     
  5. Emperor Ferus

    Emperor Ferus Chosen One star 7

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    We did it, we bashed ‘em,
    Wee Potter’s the one,
    And Voldy’s gone moldy
    So now let’s have fun!
     
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  6. Darkstrider

    Darkstrider Jedi Master star 4

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    On an island in the sun
    We’ll be playing and having fun
    And it makes me feel so fine
    I can’t control my brain
     
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  7. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    I never thought hyenas essential,
    They're crude and unspeakably plain,
    But maybe they've a glimmer of potential,
    If allied to my vision and brain.
     
  8. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
    You could be another Lincoln
    If you only had a brain.
     
  9. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Sep 2, 2012
    Picture me, a balcony,
    Above a voice sings low,
    Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
    I hear a beat, how sweet!
    Just to register emotion,
    Jealousy, devotion,
    And really feel the part,
    I would stay young and chipper,
    And I'd lock it with a zipper
    If I only had a heart.
     
  10. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 8

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    Once upon a time
    There was light in my life
    Now there's only love in the dark
    Nothing I can do
    Total eclipse of the heart
     
  11. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    I married my wife in the month of June,
    Ristle-tee, rostle-tee, Now, now, now,
    I brought her home by the light of the moon,
    Ristle-tee, rostle-tee, hey, donnie-dostle-tee,
    Knickety-knackety, rustical quality,
    Willow-tee, wallow-tee, Now, now, now.

    She combs her hair but once a year,
    Ristle-tee, rostle-tee, Now, now, now,
    With every stroke, she shed a tear,
    Ristle-tee, rostle-tee, hey, donnie-dostle-tee,
    Knickety-knackety, rustical quality,
    Willow-tee, wallow-tee, Now, now, now.
     
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  12. Darkstrider

    Darkstrider Jedi Master star 4

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    Tale as old as time
    Tune as old as song
    Bittersweet and strange
    Finding you can change
    Learning you were wrong
    Certain as the sun
    Certain as the sun
    Rising in the east
    Tale as old as time
    Song as old as rhyme
     
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  13. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 8

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    Them Galway girls don't use no combs
    They combs their hair with a codfish bone
     
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  14. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    I went to the Animal Fair,
    The birds and the beasts were there.
    The big baboon by the light of the moon,
    Was combing his auburn hair.
     
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  15. Darkstrider

    Darkstrider Jedi Master star 4

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    Won't you sing me a song or two,
    Won't take you long to just sing to me please,
    Won't you whistle a tune.
    I got nothing to gain, I got nothing to lose,
    But if you sing me a song,
    You'll make me happy [?].
    Sing Mr. Songbird,
     
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  16. gezvader28

    gezvader28 Force Ghost star 6

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    I could sing you a tune and promise you the moon
    But if that's what it takes to hold you
    I'd just as soon let you go
    But there's one thing I want you to know
    You better look before you leap, still waters run deep
    And there won't always be someone there to pull you out
    And you know what I'm talkin' about
    So smile for a while and let's be jolly
    Love shouldn't be so melancholy
    Come along and share the good times while we can
    I beg your pardon
    I never promised you a rose garden
     
  17. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    I am sixteen going on seventeen,
    Innocent as a rose,
    Bachelors, dandies, drinkers of brandies,
    What do I know of those?
     
  18. Darkstrider

    Darkstrider Jedi Master star 4

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    Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
    Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah
    Now that your rose is in bloom
    A light hits the gloom on the grey
     
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  19. Emperor Ferus

    Emperor Ferus Chosen One star 7

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    But you didn’t have to cut me off,
    Now you treat me like a stranger and it feels so rough
     
  20. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 8

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    Islands in the stream
    That is what we are
    No one in between
    How can we be wrong
    Sail away with me
    To another world
    And we rely on each other, ah ha
    From one lover to another, ah ha
     
  21. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Sep 2, 2012
    Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome,
    'Cause I'm gonna need that boat,
    I'm sailing away, away,
    You're welcome!
    'Cause Maui can do anything but float.
     
  22. Emperor Ferus

    Emperor Ferus Chosen One star 7

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    Jul 29, 2016
    It’s a brazzle dazzle day,
    Throw out the past, and everything in it
     
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  23. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
    Razzle Dazzle 'em
    Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
    And the reaction will be passionate
    Give 'em the old hocus pocus
    Bead and feather 'em
    How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
     
  24. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Flash!
    Ah ah!
    He'll save every one of us!
     
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  25. Emperor Ferus

    Emperor Ferus Chosen One star 7

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    Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
    You’ll go down in history!
     
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