Fun ITT we post random song lyrics out of context

If you don't mind having to deal with Fagin,
It's a fine life!
It's a fine life!
Though diseased rats threaten to bring the plague in,
It's a fine life!
It's a fine life!
But the grass is green and dense,
On the right side of the 'fence',
And we take good care of it,
That we get our share of it,
And we don't mean pence.

 

And on a pretty Sunday morning
A bunch of pretty Baptist girls
Linked their pretty hands and they sang
Life is ****, life is ****
The world is ****, the world is ****
This is life as I know it
This is life as I know it
And in the sky I saw Richard Nixon
Smoking a lacey with Mr. Dickson
He said "Son there's something I must say,
I do believe I've found a better way"
And a vision came
And I new it was Bob Crane
And Bob sang:
Life is ****, life is ****
The world is ****, the world is ****
This is life as I know it
This is life as I know it

 

Always look at the bright side of...

 

There's a fog along the horizon
A strange glow in the sky
And nobody seems to know where it goes
And what does it mean?
Oh, is it a dream?

Bright eyes, burning like fire
Bright eyes, how can you close and fail?
How can the light that burned so brightly
Suddenly burn so pale?
Bright eyes.

 

Every now and then I get a little bit lonely
And you're never coming 'round
(Turn around) Every now and then I get a little bit tired
Of listening to the sound of my tears
(Turn around) Every now and then I get a little bit nervous
That the best of all the years have gone by
(Turn around) Every now and then I get a little bit terrified
And then I see the look in your eyes
(Turn around, bright eyes) Every now and then I fall apart
(Turn around, bright eyes) Every now and then I fall apart

 

There’s a time for everyone
If they only learn
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn,
There’s a rhyme and reason
To the wild outdoors
When the heart of this restless warrior beats in time with yours

 

There's no time for us,
There's no place for us,
What is this thing that builds our dreams,
Yet slips away from us?

Who wants to live forever?
Who wants to live forever?

 

Whatever happens, I'll leave it all to chance
Another heartache, another failed romance, on and on
Does anybody know what we are living for?
I guess I'm learning
I must be warmer now
I'll soon be turning, round the corner now
Outside the dawn is breaking
But inside in the dark I'm aching to be free

 

I wore my coat, with golden lining,
Bright colours shining, wonderful and new,
And in the east, the dawn was breaking,
And the world was waking,
Any dream will do.

 

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know

 

Snow is fallin'
All around me
Children playin'
Having fun
It's the season
Love and understanding
Merry Christmas everyone.

 

Bells are ringing, children singing, all is merry and bright,
So hang your stocking and say your prayers cause Santa Claus is coming tonight

 

You better watch out,
You better not cry,
Better not pout,
I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus is coming to town.

He's making a list,
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice,
Santa Claus is coming to town.

He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows when you're awake,
He knows if you've been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!

 

You never will get where you're going
If you never get up on your feet
Come on, there's a good tail wind blowing
A fast walking man is hard to beat
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be walking 'cross the floor
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be walking out the door

 

Anybody who is anybody,
Will soon walk through that door,
At Fat Sam's Grand Slam Speakeasy.
Always able to find you a table,
There's room for just one more,
At Fat Sam's Grand Slam Speakeasy.

Once you get here, feel the good cheer,
Like they always say in the poem,
Fat Sam's ain't humble,
But it's your home sweet home.

Plans are made here, games are played here,
I could write me a book,
Each night astounds you,
Rumours are a-buzzing,
Stories by the dozen,
Look around you, cousin,
At the news were making here.

Anybody who is anybody,
Will soon walk through that door,
At Fat Sam's Grand Slam Speakeasy.

 

Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do)
Lord, they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue, now how 'bout you?
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you

 

My tummy’s turning and I’m feeling kind of homesick,
Too much pressure and I’m nervous,
That’s when the taxi man turned on the radio and the J-Z song was on,
And the J-Z song was on,
And the J-Z song was on

 

Blinded by the light

 

What they want, I don’t know,
We’re all revved up and ready to go

 

I will walk, with my hands bound...

 

I got no strings

 

I've got no strings to hold me down,
To make me fret or make me frown,
I had strings, but now I'm free,
There are no strings on me.

Hi-ho the merry-o,
That's the only way to be,
I want the world to know,
Nothing ever worries me.

I've got no strings so I have fun,
I'm not tied up to anyone,
They've got strings, but you can see,
There are no strings on me.

Hi-ho the merry-o,
I'm as happy as can be,
I want the world to know,
Nothing ever worries me.

 

He's got the whole world in his hands..

 

And the dream we were conceived in will reveal a joyful face,
And the world we once believed in will shine again in grace

Then why do we keep strangling life, wound this earth, crucify its soul,
Though it's plain to see
This world is heavenly,
Be god's glow!

We could fly so high,
Let our spirits never die,
In my heart I feel you are all my brothers,
Create a world with no fear
Together we cry happy tears
See the nations turn their swords into plowshares

 

How can you see into my eyes like open doors?
Leading you down, into my core
Where I've become so numb, without a soul
My spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there, and lead it, back, home
Wake me up inside
Wake me up inside
Call my name and save me from the dark
Bid my blood to run
Before I come undone
Save me from the nothing I've become