Fun ITT we post random song lyrics out of context

Prince Ali, yes it is he, but not as you know him.
Read my lips and come to grips with reality.
Yes, meet a blast from your past.
Whose lies were too good to last.
Say hello to your precious Prince Ali!

 

Summer loving, had me a blast,
Summer loving, happened so fast,
Met a girl crazy for me,
Met a boy cute as can be.

 

Bees a-buzzing, kids'll blow dandelion fuzz
And I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer
A drink, in my hand, my snow up against the burning sand
Prob'ly getting gorgeously tanned in summer

 

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last
Gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed
Gonna get high man I ain't had enough
Need me a triple shot of that stuff
Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here
I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer

 

99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer.
You take one down, pass it around.
98 bottles of beer on the wall.

 

Nur neunundneunzig Luftballons

Neunundneunzig Düsenflieger
Jeder war ein großer Krieger
Hielten sich für Captain Kirk
Das gab ein großes Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fühlten sich gleich angemacht

 

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk,
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse.

 

Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup
They slither wildly as they slip away across the universe
Pools of sorrow, waves of joy are drifting through my opened mind
Possessing and caressing me

 

Diamonds are forever,
Hold one up and then caress it,
Touch it, stroke it and undress it,
I can see ev'ry part,
Nothing hides in the heart,
To hurt me.

 

I've seen diamonds cut through harder men
Than you yourself, but if you must pretend...
You may meet your end!

 

A kiss on the hand may be quite continental,
But diamonds are a girl's best friend,
A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental,
On your humble flat, or help you at the automat.

 

You’re on your way to the movies and you’re mortified that your mom’s dropping you off,
At fourteen there’s just so much you can’t do and you cant wait to call your own shots,
But don’t make her drop you off around the corner,
Remember that she’s getting older too

 

You are seventeen, going on eightteen.
I will depend on you.

 

You give up so easily, I don't know why you can't see
I'm depending on you, don't let me down
I'm depending on you

 

You can build a wall around you,
Stop the sun from shining in,
You can live alone in an empty home,
Be in charge and be the King,

Break out, reach out,
Make the walls tumble down down down,
Break out, reach out,
Make the walls tumble down.

 

I work so hard in arranging the blocks
But each night I go home to my wife in tears
What’s the point of it all, when you’re building a wall
And in front of your eyes it disappears?
Pointless work for pointless pay
This is one game I shall not play!

 

Win or lose, sink or swim,
One thing is certain, we’ll never give in,
Side by side, hand in hand,
We all stand together.

Play the game, fight the fight,
But what’s the point on a beautiful night?
Arm in arm, hand in hand,
We all stand together.

 

We go together
Like rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong
Remembered forever
As shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom
Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop
That's the way it should be
Wah-oooh, yeah!

 

Your story's sad to tell,
A teenage ne'er do well,
Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block.
Your future's so unclear now,
What's left of your career now?
Can't even get a trade in on your smock,

Beauty school dropout,
No graduation day for you,
Beauty school dropout,
Missed your mid-terms and flunked shampoo,
Well at least you could have taken time,
To wash and clean your clothes up,
After spending all that dough,
To have the doctor fix your nose up.

 

Here's the story of a lovely lady

 

Back stage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody says
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whipped out a gun
And tried to blow me away
Dude looks like a lady

 

When punting on the beautiful Thames,
You use a sturdy pole,
To protect their fair complexion,
Ladies use a parasol,
It's useful in the underbrush,
To have a hefty spear,
But what we do with an old bamboo,
Makes everybody cheer!

 

How pleasant bobbing along, bobbing along on the bottom of the beautiful briny sea.

 

Dashing through the snow,
In a one-horse open sleigh,
Over the fields we go,
Laughing all the way,
Bells on bob-tail ring,
Making spirits bright,
What fun it is to ride and sing,
A sleighing song tonight.

 

I don’t know about you,
But I’m feeling 22,
Everything will be all right if you keep me next to you,
You don’t know about me, but I’ll bet you want to,
Everything will be all right if we just keep dancing like we’re 22