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JCC ITT we post random song lyrics out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by Sarge, May 18, 2019.

  1. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    We're off to see the wizard
    The wonderful wizard of Oz.
     
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  2. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Pat pat here, Pat pat there,
    And a couple of brand new straws,
    That's how we keep you young and fair,
    In the Merry Old Land of Oz!

    Rub, rub here, Rub, rub there,
    Whether you're tin or brass,
    That's how we keep you in repair,
    In the Merry Old Land of Oz!

    We can make a dimple smile out of a frown.
    Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown?
    Uh-huh!
    Jolly old town!

    Clip, clip here, Clip, clip there,
    We give the roughest claws,
    That certain air of savoir faire,
    In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
     
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  3. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Then she shakes off the bitter web she wove,
    And turns to set the mirror, gently, face down by the stove.
    She gathers up her apron in her hand,
    Pours a cup of coffee, dripps Carnation from the can,
    And thinks ahead to Friday, 'cause Friday will be fine!
    She'll look up in that weathered face that loves her's, line for line,
    To see that maiden shining in his eyes
    And laugh at how her mirror tells her lies.
     
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  4. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
    I would like to make a call.
     
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  5. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Operator, well could you help me place this call?
    See, the number on the matchbook is old and faded
    She's living in L.A. with my best old ex-friend Ray
    A guy she said she knew well and sometimes hated
     
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  6. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Hello operator,
    Can you give me number nine?
    Can I see you later?
    Will you give me back my dime?
    Turn the oscillator,
    Twist it with a dollar bill,
    Mail man bring the paper,
    Leave it on my window sill.
     
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  7. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Long distance information, give me Memphis, Tennessee
    Help me find a party that tried to get in touch with me
    She could not leave a number but I know who placed the call
    'Cause my uncle took a message and he wrote it on the wall
     
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  8. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    You can build a wall around you, stop the sun from shining in,
    You can live alone in an empty home, be in charge and be the King,
    Break out, Reach out, make the walls tumble down down down,
    Break out, Reach out, make the walls tumble down.
     
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  9. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Now if you feel that you can't go on
    Because all of your hope is gone,
    And your life is filled with much confusion
    Until happiness is just an illusion,
    And your world around is crumblin' down;
    Darling, reach out (come on girl, reach on out for me)
    Reach out (reach out for me.)

    I'll be there, with a love that will shelter you.
    I'll be there, with a love that will see you through.
    I'll be there to always see you through.
     
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  10. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Wherever you travel, I'll be there, I'll be there,
    Wherever you travel, I'll be there.
    And the creed and the colour and the name won't matter,
    I'll be there,
     
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  11. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Let me be there in your morning
    Let me be there in your night
    Let me change whatever's wrong and make it right
    Let me take you through that wonderland that only two can share
    All I ask you is let me be there
     
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  12. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    I danced in the morning when the world was begun,
    And I danced in the moon and the stars and the sun,
    And I came down from heaven and I danced on the earth,
    At Bethlehem I had my birth.

    Dance, then, wherever you may be,
    I am the Lord of the Dance, said he,
    And I'll lead you all, wherever you may be,
    And I'll lead you all in the Dance, said he.
     
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  13. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Heaven, I'm in heaven,
    And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
    And I seem to find the happiness I seek
    When we're out together dancing, cheek to cheek
     
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  14. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Almost heaven, West Virginia.
    Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
    Life is old there, older than the trees
    Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze

    Country roads, take me home
    To the place I belong
    West Virginia, mountain mama
    Take me home, country roads
     
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  15. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    You'll take the old Aurelian Road through shore-descending pines
    Where, blue as any peacock's neck, the Tyrrhene Ocean shines.
    You'll go where laurel crowns are won, but -will you e'er forget
    The scent of hawthorn in the sun, or bracken in the wet?

    Let me work here for Britain's sake - at any task you will -
    A marsh to drain, a road to make or native troops to drill.
    Some Western camp (I know the Pict) or granite Border keep,
    Mid seas of heather derelict, where our old messmates sleep.

    Legate, I come to you in tears - My cohort ordered home!
    I've served in Britain forty years. What should I do in Rome?
    Here is my heart, my soul, my mind - the only life I know.
    I cannot leave it all behind. Command me not to go!
     
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  16. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oh the summertime is coming
    And the trees are sweetly blooming
    And the wild mountain thyme
    Grows around the blooming heather

    Will ye go, Lassie go?
    And we'll all go together
    To pluck wild mountain thyme
    All around the blooming heather
    Will ye go, Lassie go?
     
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  17. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Towering in gallant fame,
    Scotland my mountain hame,
    High may your proud standards, Gloriously wave,
    Land of my high endeavour,
    Land of the shining rivers,
    Land of my heart for ever,
    Scotland the brave.
     
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  18. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    You'll take the high road and I'll take the low road,
    And I'll be in Scotland afore you.
    Where me and my true love will never meet again,
    On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.
     
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  19. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    O Flower of Scotland,
    When will we see,
    Your like again?
    That fought and died for,
    Yon wee bit hill and glen,
    And stood against him,
    Proud Edward's army,
    And sent him homeward,
    To think again.
     
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  20. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    The sun shining down on these green fields of France,
    The warm wind blows gently and the red poppies dance,
    The trenches have vanished long under the plow,
    No gas, no barbed wire, no guns firing down.
    But here in this graveyard that's still no mans land,
    The countless white crosses in mute witness stand,
    Till' man's blind indifference to his fellow man,
    And a whole generation were butchered and damned.

    Did they beat the drums slowly,
    Did the play the fife lowly,
    Did they sound the death march as they lowered you down,
    Did the band play the last post and chorus,
    Did the pipes play the flowers of the forest.
     
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  21. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    O'er the hills and o'er the main,
    Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain,
    King George commands and we obey.
    Over the hills and far away.
     
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  22. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Aug 11, 2004
    Iiiiiiiiiiiiiit's a lioooooooon!
    Oh, that sure is a lioooooooooon!

    The translated lyrics of the opening to Lion King. No joke.
     
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  23. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    In the jungle, the mighty jungle,
    The lion sleeps tonight,
    In the jungle the quiet jungle,
    The lion sleeps tonight.
     
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  24. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    George, George, George of the Jungle
    Strong as he can be.
     
  25. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Beautiful! Powerful! Dangerous! Cold!
    Ice has a magic can’t be controlled,
    Stronger than one! Stronger than ten!
    Stronger than a hundred men!
     
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