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JCC ITT we post random song lyrics out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by Sarge, May 18, 2019.

  1. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Let's get down to business
    To defeat the Huns
    Did they send me daughters
    When I asked for sons?
     
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  2. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Yestre'en the Queen had four Marys,
    Tonicht she'll hae but three,
    There was Mary Seaton and Mary Beaton,
    Mary Carmichael and me.


    Oh little did my mother think,
    The day she cradled me,
    The lands I was tae travel in,
    The death I was tae dee.
     
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  3. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Arabian nights, 'neath Arabian moons
    A fool off his guard
    Will fall and fall hard
    Out there on the dunes.
     
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  4. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    The Walrus and the Carpenter,
    Were walking close at hand,
    The beach was wide,
    from side to side,
    But much too full of sand,
    "Mr Walrus," said the Carpenter,
    "My brain begins to perk,
    We'll sweep this clear,
    in half a year
    If you don't mind the work."

    "Work!"

    "Th-The time has come."
    The Walrus said,
    "To talk of other things.
    Of shoes and ships and sealing wax,
    And cabbages and kings,
    And why the sea is boiling hot,
    and whether pigs have wings,
    Calloo, callay,
    No work today,
    We're cabbages and kings."
     
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  5. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    So whistle while you work
     
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  6. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    ]If life seems jolly rotten,
    There's something you've forgotten!
    And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,
    When you're feeling in the dumps,
    Don't be silly chumps,
    Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
    And always look on the bright side of life.
     
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  7. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
    Looking so down in the dumps
    Every guy here wants to be you Gaston
    Even when taking your lumps
    There's no other guy as admired as you
    You're everyone's favorite guy
    Everyone's awed and inspired by you
    And it's not very hard to see why!
     
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  8. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    No one plots like Gaston
    Takes cheap shots like Gaston
    Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston!
    So his marriage we soon will be celebrating
    My what a guy
    Gaston!
     
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  9. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Prince Ali, yes it is he
    But not as you know him
    Read my lips
    And come to grips with reality
    Yes, meet a blast from your past
    Whose lies were too good to last.
    Say hello to your precious Prince Ali!
     
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  10. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    I can open your eyes,
    take you wonder by wonder,
    over, sideways and under,
    on a magic carpet ride
    A whole new world!
     
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  11. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    On the fourteenth of February we sailed from the land
    On the bold Princess Royal bound for Newfoundland.
    We had forty brave seamen in the ship's company
    And as boldly from the eastward to the westward sailed we.
    We had not been sailing scarce days two or three,
    When the man on our masthead strange sails he did see.
     
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  12. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Day after day, day after day,
    We stuck nor breath nor motion,
    As idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean,
    Water, water everywhere and all the boards did shrink,
    Water, water everywhere nor any drop to drink.
     
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  13. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Sunshine on the water looks so lovely
     
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  14. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Incy Wincy spider climbed up the water spout,
    Down came the rain, and washed poor Wincy out,
    Out came the sunshine and dried up all the rain,
    And Incy Wincy spider climbed up the spout again.
     
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  15. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Ain't no mountain high enough
    Ain't no valley low enough
    Ain't no river wild enough
    To keep me from you
     
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  16. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Brave Caledonia, dear are thy mountains,
    Round their white summits though elements war,
    Though cataracts roar 'stead of smooth-flowing fountains,
    I sigh for the valley o' dark Lochnagar.
     
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  17. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    I have two brothers and they are at rest.
    Their hands are folded on their chest.
    But a poor and simple sailor just like me
    Must be tossed and turned on the deep, dark sea.

    Farewell to Nova Scotia, the sea-bound coast,
    Let your mountains dark and dreary be
    When I’m far away, on the briny ocean tossed,
    Will you ever heave a sigh or a wish for me?
     
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  18. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies,
    Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain,
    For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston,
    And so nevermore shall we see you again.
     
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  19. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Chosen One star 6

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    ♫ Goodbye so soon, and isn't this a crime
    We know by now that time knows how to fly...
    So here's goodbye so soon, you'll find your separate way
    With time so short I'll say so long
    And go, so soon...goodbye! ♪
     
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  20. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night
    I hate to go and leave this pretty sight

    So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu
    Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu
     
  21. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Goodnight sweetheart, tho' I'm not beside you,
    Goodnight sweetheart, still my love will guide you,
    Dreams enfold you, in each one I'll hold you,
    Goodnight sweetheart, goodnight.
     
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  22. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Goodnight sweetheart, it's time to go
    Goodnight sweetheart, it's time to go
    I hate to leave you but I really must say
    Goodnight, sweetheart, good night
     
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  23. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night,
    I hate to go and leave this pretty sight.
     
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  24. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    I'm leaving on a jet plane
    Don't know when I'll be back again
    Oh babe I hate to go
     
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  25. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    I will build my love a tower,
    Near yon' pure crystal fountain,
    And on it I will build,
    All the flowers of the mountain,
    Will ye go, lassie, go?
     
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