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JCC ITT we post random song lyrics out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by Sarge, May 18, 2019.

  1. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oct 4, 1998
    Hello lamppost, what'cha knowing
    I've come to watch your flowers growin'
    Ain't you got no rhymes for me?
    Doo-ait-n-doo-doo, feeling groovy
     
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  2. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Grease is the word,
    It's got groove, it's got meaning,
    Grease is the time, is the place, is the motion,
    Now, grease is the way we are feeling.
     
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  3. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oct 4, 1998
    Feelings, nothing more than feelings,
    Trying to forget my feelings of love.
    Teardrops rolling down on my face,
    Trying to forget my feelings of love.
     
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  4. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Sep 2, 2012
    You don't remember me,
    But I remember you,
    'Twas not so long ago,
    You broke my heart in two,
    Tears on my pillow, pain in my heart, caused by you.
     
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  5. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oct 4, 1998
    Once I had a pretty girl
    Her name it doesn't matter
    She went away with another guy
    Now he won't even look at her

    Hats off to Larry he broke your heart
    Just like you broke mine when you said we must part
    He told you lies now it's your turn to cry cry cry
    Now that Larry said goodbye to you
     
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  6. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Sep 2, 2012
    You can leave your hat on.
     
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  7. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oct 4, 1998
    And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"
    So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
    He said "You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do"
    So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that. Huh! Me workin' for you!"
     
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  8. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Some people like to splash away, can you imagine that?
    Or take a seaside holiday, can you imagine that?
     
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  9. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oct 4, 1998
    Splish, splash, I was takin' a bath
    Long about a Saturday night, yeah
    A rub dub, just relaxin' in the tub
    Thinkin' everythin' was alright

    Well, I stepped out the tub
    I put my feet on the floor
    I wrapped the towel around me and I
    Opened the door

    And then a-splish, splash
    I jumped back in the bath
    Well, how was I to know
    There was a party goin' on?
     
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  10. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Sing hey! for the bath at close of day
    That washes the weary mud away!
    A loon is he that will not sing:
    O! Water Hot is a noble thing!

    O! Sweet is the sound of falling rain,
    and the brook that leaps from hill to plain;
    but better than rain or rippling streams
    is Water Hot that smokes and steams.

    O! Water cold we may pour at need
    down a thirsty throat and be glad indeed;
    but better is Beer, if drink we lack,
    and Water Hot poured down the back.

    O! Water is fair that leaps on high
    in a fountain white beneath the sky;
    but never did fountain sound so sweet
    as splashing Hot Water with my feet!
     
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  11. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oct 4, 1998
    All day I've faced the barren waste
    Without the taste of water, cool, water
    Old Dan and I with throats burned dry
    And souls that cry for water, cool, clear, water
     
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  12. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    O the Wuddship is a goodship,
    And we'll sail her anywhere,
    Rowed by mice, crewed by shrews,
    And often steered by hare.
    So hoist the anchor, loose the sails,
    Give me a wind that never fails,
    And we'll sail the goodship Wuddship,
    From here to old Brockhall.
     
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  13. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    She's a deep water ship with a deep water crew
    She's a deep water ship with a deep water crew
    You can stick to the coast but we're d***ed if we do
    Aboard the Rosabella
     
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  14. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    On the good ship Lollipop,
    It's a sweet trip to the candy shop,
    where bon-bon's play,
    On the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay.
     
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  15. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oct 4, 1998
    Candy on the beach, there's nothing better
    But I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater
    Some day soon I'll make you mine,
    Then I'll have candy all the time
     
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  16. 3sm1r

    3sm1r Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 27, 2017
    I don't know how I feel when I'm around you
     
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  17. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oct 4, 1998
    When I saw you for the first time (first time)
    My knees began to quiver (quiver)
    And I got a funny feeling (feeling)
    In my kidneys and my liver (digestive system baby)
    My hands they started shakin' (shakin')
    My heart began a-thumpin' (boom, boom, boom)
    My breakfast left my body (huey, huey, huey)
    Now darling tell me something

    Why do you make me tongue tied (tongue tied)
    tongue tied
    Whenever you are near me? (near me)
    Tied tongue (tied tongue)
    Tied tongue (tied tongue)
    Whenever you're in town
    You make me feel a clown, girl
    Yes, you make me tongue-tongue (tied-tied)
    tongue tied
    Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly)
    Tied-tied, tongue-tongue (tongue tied, tongue tied)
    Whenever you're around
     
  18. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    It's cold outside,
    There's no kind of atmosphere,
    I'm all alone, more or less,
    Let me fly far away from here,
    Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun.

    I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose,
    Drinking fresh mango juice,
    Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes,
    Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun,
    Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun.
     
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  19. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oct 4, 1998
    And now we're anchored in the bay
    With the Kanakas all around
    With chants and soft aloha oes
    They greet us homeward bound.
    And now ashore we'll have good fun
    We'll paint them beaches red
    Awaking in the arms of a wahine
    With a big fat aching head.
     
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  20. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Oh the posh posh traveling life, the traveling life for me,
    First cabin and captain's table, regal company,
    Whenever I'm bored I travel abroad, but ever so properly,
    Port out, starboard home, posh with a capital P-O-S-H, posh.
     
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  21. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay
    Ain't it sad
    And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
    That's too bad
    In my dreams I have a plan
    If I got me a wealthy man
    I wouldn't have to work at all, I'd fool around and have a ball

    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    In the rich man's world
    Money, money, money
    Always sunny
    In the rich man's world
    Aha aha
    All the things I could do
    If I had a little money
    It's a rich man's world
    It's a rich man's world
     
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  22. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    A kiss on the hand may be quite continental,
    But diamonds are a girl's best friend,
    A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental,
    On your humble flat, or help you at the automat,
    Men grow cold as girls grow old,
    And we all lose our charms in the end,
    But square cut or pear shaped,
    These rocks don't lose their shape,
    Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
     
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  23. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oct 4, 1998
    You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach
    You'll never drill for oil on a city street
    I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks
    But there ain't no Coup de Ville hiding at the bottom
    Of a Cracker Jack box
     
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  24. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Every time his funny little whistle sounds,
    Everybody hurries to the circus grounds,
    Time for lemonade and Cracker Jack,
    Casey, Jr.'s back,
    Casey, Jr.'s back.
     
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  25. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    And he whistled and he sang
    Til the greenwoods rang
    And he won the heart of a lady
     
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