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Discussion in 'Community' started by Sarge, May 18, 2019.

  1. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    But, every now and then, some hiker'll come by
    And like you, Big Joe'll give 'em a ride
    Here, have another cup and forget about the dime
    Keep it as a souvenir, from Big Joe and Phantom 309
     
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  2. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Colonel Fazackerley Butterworth-Toast,
    Bought an old castle complete with a ghost,
    But someone or other forgot to declare,
    To Colonel Fazak that the spectre was there.
     
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  3. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    I got a nickel, I got a quarter
    I got a date with the Colonel's daughter
     
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  4. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    On the very first evening, while waiting to dine,
    The Colonel was taking a fine sherry wine,
    When the ghost, with a furious flash and a flare,
    Shot out of the chimney and shivered, 'Beware!'

    Colonel Fazackerley put down his glass
    And said, 'My dear fellow, that's really first class!
    I just can't conceive how you do it at all.
    I imagine you're going to a Fancy Dress Ball?'

    At this, the dread ghost made a withering cry.
    Said the Colonel (his monocle firm in his eye),
    'Now just how you do it, I wish I could think.
    Do sit down and tell me, and please have a drink.'
     
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  5. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Word Wiz Game Co-Winner/SFTC Bonanza Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    Tonight, We are young
    So let's set the world on fire
    We can burn brighter than the sun.
     
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  6. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain,
    Too much love drives a man insane,
    You broke my will, oh what a thrill,
    Goodness gracious great balls of fire.
     
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  7. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    We didn't start the fire
    It was always burning
    Since the world's been turning
    We didn't start the fire
    No we didn't light it
    But we tried to fight it
     
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  8. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Bright eyes, burning like fire
    Bright eyes, how can you close and fail?
    How can the light that burned so brightly
    Suddenly burn so pale?
    Bright eyes.
     
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  9. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Your eyes got me dreamin
    Your eyes got me blind
    Your eyes got me hopin
    That I'll be holding you close tonight
     
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  10. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Looking in your eyes I see a paradise,
    This world that I've found is too good to be true,
    Standing here beside you, want so much to give you,
    This love in my heart that I'm feeling for you.

    Let 'em say we're crazy, I don't care about that,
    Put your hand in my hand baby don't ever look back,
    Let the world around us just fall apart,
    Baby we can make it if we're heart to heart.

    And we can build this thing together,
    Stand this stormy weather,
    Nothing's gonna stop us now,
    And if this world runs out of lovers,
    We'll still have each other,
    Nothing's gonna stop us,
    Nothing's gonna stop us now.
     
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  11. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    It seems like yesterday
    But it was long ago
    Janey was lovely she was the queen of my nights
    There in the darkness with the radio playing low
    And the secrets that we shared
    The mountains that we moved
    Caught like a wildfire out of control
    'Til there was nothing left to burn and nothing left to prove
    And I remember what she said to me
    How she swore that it never would end
    I remember how she held me oh so tight
    Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then

    Against the wind
    We were runnin' against the wind
    We were young and strong, we were runnin'
    Against the wind
     
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  12. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    How many roads must a man walk down,
    Before you call him a man?
    How many seas must a white dove sail,
    Before she sleeps in the sand?

    Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannon balls fly,
    Before they're forever banned?
    The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
    The answer is blowin' in the wind.
     
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  13. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    I hear a church bell softly chime
    In a melody sustainin'
    It's a long road to Caanan
    On Bleeker Street
    Bleeker Street
     
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  14. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    (POP)
    Beware of The Blob!
    It creeps
    And leaps and glides and slides
    Across the floor
    Right through the door
    And all around the wall
    A splotch, a blotch
    Be careful of The Blob.
    (POP)
    Beware of the Blob!
     
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  15. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    It rolled off the table
    And onto the floor
    And then my poor meatball
    Rolled out of the door
     
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  16. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    On top of spaghetti,
    All covered with cheese,
    I lost my poor meatball,
    When somebody sneezed.
     
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  17. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Food glorious food
    We're anxious to try it
    Three banquets a day
    Our favorite diet
     
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  18. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
    Don't wanna hear about what kind of food you hate
    You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
    So eat it
     
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  19. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    With a spoon, with a bowl,
    With the music in your soul,
    You can cheer things up ,
    With a zup zup zup,
    Of the music in your soup.

    With a gulp, with a grin,
    Get a wiggle on your chin,
    you can make things hum,
    With a zum zum zum,
    Of the music in your soup.
     
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  20. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    That's what Campbell's Soup is
    Mmm mm good
     
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  21. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Blunt the knives, bend the forks,
    Smash the bottles and burn the corks,
    Chip the glasses and crack the plates,
    That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
     
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  22. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
    The medicine go down, the medicine go down
    Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
    In the most delightful way.
     
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  23. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    My friend the witch doctor
    He taught me what to say
    My friend the witch doctor
    He taught me what to do
    I know that you'll be mine
    When I say this to you

    Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
    Walla walla, bang bang
    Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
    Walla walla, bang bang
     
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  24. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Now I admit that in the past I've been a nasty,
    They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch,
    But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways,
    Repented, seen the light, and made a switch. True? Yes!
     
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  25. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    I wandered so aimless life filled with sin
    I wouldn't let my dear saviour in
    Then Jesus came like a stranger in the night
    Praise the Lord I saw the light.

    I saw the light I saw the light
    No more darkness no more night
    Now I'm so happy no sorrow in sight
    Praise the Lord I saw the light.
     
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