Fun ITT we post random song lyrics out of context

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone
But when she got there the cupboard was bare, so she threw it out the window!

The window, the window, the second-story window
But when she got there the cupboard was bare, so she threw it out the window!

 

Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town,
Up stairs and down stairs in his night-gown,
Tapping at the window, crying at the lock,
Are the babes in their bed, for it's past ten o'clock?

 

I was eight years old and running with a dime in my hand
Into the bus stop to pick up a paper for my old man
I'd sit on his lap in that big old Buick and steer as we drove through town
He'd tousle my hair and say son take a good look around
This is your hometown
This is your hometown
This is your hometown
This is your hometown

 

Goin' down to South Park,
Gonna leave my woes behind ,
Ample parking day or night,
People spouting "Howdy Neighbor".

 

Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get?
How to get to Sesame Street

 

Congratulations, bub,
You've joined the club,
And everybody here agrees,
We got the finest blend of nearly-honest men,
Welcome to the Forty Thieves!

A fraternity of thugs that you can trust,
There's nothin' up our eighty sleeves,
Got lotsa grub to share,
Pull up an easy chair!
Welcome to the Forty Thieves!

 

We're men... we're men in tights
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men... we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right.

We may look like sissys,
but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights. (bang)
We're men... we're men in tights
always on guard defending the peoples rights.

 

He called the greatest archers to a tavern on the green,
They vowed to help the people of the King,
They handled all the trouble on the English country scene,
And still found plenty of time to sing!

Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the glen,
Robin Hood, Robin Hood, with his band of men,
Feared by the bad, loved by the good,
Robin Hood, Robin Hood, Robin Hood.

 

Jesse robbed from the poor and he gave to the rich. He never did a friendly thing.
And when his best friend died he was right there by her side
And he lifted off her golden wedding ring.

 

Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtledoves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

 

There's a little gold ring you wear on your hand makes me understand
There's another before me, you'll never be mine
I'm wasting my time

 

Earth, Wind & Fire

SOng: I've Had Enough

Getting down
There's a party in motion
Everybody's on the scene
And I can hear the sound
Like the roar of the ocean
As it rushes to the stream

Live it up
Don't ya hear people screaming
Gotta do it all their way
Until they burn it up
And the lights nowhere gleaming
What a price you have to pay
Why do we feel we have to feed the fire
We're only caught up in our desire, ooh

I've had enough, it's just too tough
To keep it up, so I am calling out to you
To lift us up, the world is rough
I am so tired and I've had enough

Spinning' round in perpetual motion
Like a crystal ball of dreams
And moving in the crowd
There's a hint of a notion
That you never will be seen

Slow it down, feel some emotion
'Cause there's nothing in between
Reaching that higher ground
But your…

I've had enough, it's just too tough
To keep it up, so I am calling out to you
To lift us up, the world is rough
I am so tired and I've had enough

 

♫ You spin me right round baby, right round, like a record baby! ♪

 

I'm gettin' bugged driving up and down the same old strip,
I gotta find a new place where the kids are hip.

 

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the desert's bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've a'had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota
Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma
Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo
Tocopilla, Barranquilla, and Padilla, I'm a killer

 

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium.

 

Baton Rouge, Louisiana; Indianapolis, Indiana
And Columbus is the capital of Ohio
There's Montgomery, Alabama, south of Helena, Montana
Then there's Denver, Colorado, under Boise, Idaho.

 

Columbus he set sail to find out if the world was round,
He kept on sailing west until he ran aground,
He thought he'd found the Indies, but he found the U.S.A.
I know some navigators who can still do that today.

I'm marchin' inland from the shore,
Over me shoulder I'm carryin' an oar,
When someone asks me "What is that funny thing you've got?"
Then I know I'll never go to sea no more, no more,
Then I know I'll never go to sea no more.

 

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the mother land
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)
They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

 

Now landsmen all, whoever you may be,
If you want to rise to the top of the tree,
If your soul isn't fettered to an office stool,
Be careful to be guided by this golden rule.
(Be careful to be guided by this golden rule.)

Stick close to your desks and never go to sea,
And you all may be rulers of the Queen's Navee!

(Stick close to your desks and never go to sea,
And you all may be rulers of the Queen's Navee!)

 

God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen;
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen.

 

When Britain first, at heaven's command,
Arose from out the azure main,
Arose, arose from out the azure main!
This was the charter,
The charter of the land,
And Guardian Angels sang this strain:
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

 

Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire!
I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand,
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land.

 

Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home,
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.

 

Tonight I'll sing my songs again
I'll play the game and pretend
But all my words come back to me in shades of mediocrity
Like emptiness in harmony I need someone to comfort me
Homeward bound
I wish I was
Homeward bound